1 00:01:33,558 --> 00:01:35,157 My name's Mike Hagen. 2 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:36,757 I'm a sportswriter. 3 00:01:37,157 --> 00:01:39,557 If you read the papers, maybe you've heard of me. 4 00:01:39,758 --> 00:01:43,758 I was involved in that ruckus up in Boston. 5 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:48,357 A lot of people have asked me for the facts about that affair. 6 00:01:48,357 --> 00:01:51,158 I certainly have no objection to telling my side of it. 7 00:01:51,158 --> 00:01:53,757 Still, the story wouldn't be complete... 8 00:01:53,757 --> 00:01:57,157 ...unless you heard from some of the others involved, like... 9 00:01:57,358 --> 00:01:58,558 ...Marilla. 10 00:01:58,957 --> 00:02:02,357 I imagine Marilla might have something to say. 11 00:02:02,758 --> 00:02:04,557 I have a good deal to say. 12 00:02:05,357 --> 00:02:08,758 Not only about my side of it, but about Mike's, too. 13 00:02:09,157 --> 00:02:13,158 Because Mike doesn't always tell the truth. 14 00:02:14,158 --> 00:02:19,158 Not that he means to lie or anything, but, well, you have to know Mike. 15 00:02:20,358 --> 00:02:22,757 Then, of course, there's someone else... 16 00:02:22,957 --> 00:02:25,757 ...who could shed considerable light on things... 17 00:02:26,157 --> 00:02:27,558 ...if she will. 18 00:02:27,957 --> 00:02:31,557 I'm Lori Shannon. I really have very little to tell. 19 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:35,357 I was involved, of course, but in quite an innocent way. 20 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,158 Not everybody believed that. 21 00:02:39,957 --> 00:02:42,757 But I'm sure Zachary Wilde does. 22 00:02:43,358 --> 00:02:46,557 Look, frankly, I'd like to keep out of the whole mess. 23 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:51,757 However, there is another witness. A man named Maxie Stulz. 24 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:53,758 I'm sure he could be very informative. 25 00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:00,757 Yeah, I want to tell everything I know, the whole truth. 26 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:04,957 Because I was always a good standup boy. Honest fighter. 27 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:08,557 I was champion for three years. I'm making a comeback now. 28 00:03:08,757 --> 00:03:09,757 So... 29 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,358 ...I want to tell everything I know, everything. 30 00:03:14,357 --> 00:03:15,757 Let me think now. 31 00:03:20,357 --> 00:03:21,758 I don't know anything. 32 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:27,158 The whole thing began out in Beverly Hills, the night of the California lnvitational... 33 00:03:27,158 --> 00:03:28,557 ...a golf tournament. 34 00:03:28,557 --> 00:03:31,757 I'd picked Johnny Strawn in the sportswriters' Calcutta... 35 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:35,757 ...a sort of lottery. And l'd won myself $1,200. 36 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,558 So I was buying that night and feeling fine. 37 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:40,357 Just fine. 38 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:45,957 Hey, Mike. I want to ask Mike. Come here. 39 00:03:46,157 --> 00:03:50,157 Mike, tell the guy about the guy that wears the glasses and the umpire.... 40 00:03:50,557 --> 00:03:55,757 I say Johnny Strawn will be the best golfer in America in 10 years. 41 00:04:01,557 --> 00:04:03,157 What do you think of that? 42 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:10,957 I was feeling just fine the next morning. 43 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,357 It was noon. 44 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,158 I'd been up about half an hour... 45 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:23,757 ...showering, shaving and breakfasting on a small tin of aspirin. 46 00:04:24,358 --> 00:04:25,757 Nothing helped. 47 00:04:53,957 --> 00:04:55,157 Let's see now. 48 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:59,157 Up until 10:00 the night before, everything was crystal clear. 49 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:01,958 I was having some drinks with some newspaper friends... 50 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:04,157 ...celebrating the $1,200 l'd won. 51 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:06,557 $1,200. 52 00:05:08,757 --> 00:05:12,557 All I had now was three $10s and a handful of silver. 53 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:15,358 Going down. 54 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,558 Some newspapermen drink too much. 55 00:05:21,558 --> 00:05:22,558 Hi, boy. 56 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,758 Hi, Larry. 57 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,758 - How do you feel? - Yeah. 58 00:05:28,357 --> 00:05:30,757 How did you handle the story yesterday? 59 00:05:31,357 --> 00:05:34,158 The story. The California Invitational. Remember? 60 00:05:35,757 --> 00:05:38,358 You didn't forget to file your copy? 61 00:05:38,957 --> 00:05:42,157 Since when have I ever forgotten to file my copy? 62 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:44,757 There's always a first time. 63 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:48,758 My copy. Had I forgotten it? A lead flashed in front of my eyes. 64 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,357 "Johnny Strawn... 65 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,557 ...the Gill-Sized Giant of Golfdom... 66 00:05:52,758 --> 00:05:55,958 ...Smashes His Way to Victory With a Sizzling 66." 67 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:58,757 Had I written those words somewhere, sometime? 68 00:05:58,757 --> 00:05:59,957 Had I dreamed them? 69 00:06:00,158 --> 00:06:01,557 Miss. 70 00:06:02,358 --> 00:06:05,157 - Yes, sir? - I'd like to see a copy of a long wire... 71 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:09,757 ...that I sent to The New York Record late last night or 2:00 or 3:00 this morning. 72 00:06:10,357 --> 00:06:12,957 - Are you sick, mister? - The wire, please. 73 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:13,957 Yes, sir. 74 00:06:14,157 --> 00:06:17,557 Well, let's see: The New York Times, The New York Herald Tribune. 75 00:06:17,557 --> 00:06:18,958 The New York Record. 76 00:06:21,357 --> 00:06:25,158 The greatest golf story of the decade, and l'd fluffed it. 77 00:06:25,957 --> 00:06:27,557 My career was ruined. 78 00:06:28,358 --> 00:06:30,757 Coffee. That's what I needed, coffee. 79 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,358 Seven or eight pots of coffee, in a quiet locale... 80 00:06:33,558 --> 00:06:35,957 ...where I could think up a good lie for my editor. 81 00:06:36,157 --> 00:06:37,558 Coffee. Please. 82 00:06:40,557 --> 00:06:41,557 There he was. 83 00:06:41,557 --> 00:06:44,557 My character of the night before. Mr. Michael Hagen. 84 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:49,158 I thought he saw me, too, so I gave him a friendly wave. 85 00:06:53,358 --> 00:06:55,757 My character seemed a little subdued this morning. 86 00:06:56,358 --> 00:06:58,558 It never occurred to me that my character... 87 00:06:58,757 --> 00:07:00,957 ...didn't have the slightest idea who I was. 88 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:02,758 Well. 89 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:07,958 - Good morning. How do you feel? - Great. Tiptop. 90 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:10,157 Did you sleep all right? 91 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,958 Fine, I'm not even awake yet. 92 00:07:13,357 --> 00:07:14,757 Your eyes are red. 93 00:07:15,557 --> 00:07:17,358 I bathed them in Alka-Fizz. 94 00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:21,557 Well, anyway, it's a beautiful morning. 95 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,558 Look. Isn't it lovely? 96 00:07:33,557 --> 00:07:35,157 May I make a suggestion? 97 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:38,357 Why don't you jump into a swimsuit and take a quick plunge? 98 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,757 - May I make a suggestion? - What? 99 00:07:40,957 --> 00:07:42,358 You take a plunge. 100 00:07:42,557 --> 00:07:45,957 Sorry. I guess you're not feeling very sociable. 101 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:49,357 Here, I've been waiting all morning. 102 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:53,357 Why? What's that? 103 00:07:53,558 --> 00:07:55,357 $700. You gave it to me. 104 00:07:56,357 --> 00:07:57,758 - When? - Last night. 105 00:07:58,557 --> 00:08:00,357 - What for? - You liked me. 106 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,357 - That much, huh? - Now. 107 00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:07,158 - Here, you keep it. - Don't be ridiculous. 108 00:08:07,158 --> 00:08:09,158 - I gave it to you, it's yours. - Please. 109 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,358 If I gave it to you, I must have meant it... 110 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,558 - Call for Mr. Hagen. - Just a minute. 111 00:08:13,558 --> 00:08:14,558 - Boy. - Yes, sir? 112 00:08:14,757 --> 00:08:17,558 - If you think... - Mr. Hagen? New York is calling. 113 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:19,957 - Where? - You can take it in that booth there. 114 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,357 Now, listen, Mr. Hagen. Listen.... 115 00:08:24,557 --> 00:08:28,158 I had to stay, if only to straighten Mr. Hagen out on a few facts. 116 00:08:29,757 --> 00:08:32,158 - Mike Hagen here. - Mr. Hagen? 117 00:08:32,358 --> 00:08:34,757 Ned Hammerstein of The New York Record calling. 118 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,157 Yeah, put him on. 119 00:08:36,957 --> 00:08:39,957 - Hello, Mike? - Hello, Ned. Listen, about that copy. 120 00:08:39,957 --> 00:08:42,758 I can't understand what happened. I spoke to Western Union... 121 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:46,157 Never mind about the copy. You're in a little trouble, boy. 122 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:49,757 What do you mean, trouble? I'm trying to explain why my copy... 123 00:08:49,757 --> 00:08:52,158 Forget it. The copy was okay. Now, look. 124 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:56,557 You mean you liked my copy? The copy that I sent? Last night? 125 00:08:56,757 --> 00:08:59,957 Yes, it was all right. Now what is the matter with you? 126 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:04,157 Nothing, Ned. Everything is great. 127 00:09:04,357 --> 00:09:06,757 Well, everything is not so great back here. 128 00:09:06,957 --> 00:09:09,557 That column you did on Mart Daylor and the fight racket. 129 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,557 He was here twice about a retraction, he's plenty burned. 130 00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:15,157 Fine, fine. Good morning. 131 00:09:15,357 --> 00:09:17,958 - Are you listening to me? - Certainly. Why? 132 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,957 I want to remind you, my friend... 133 00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:23,158 ...that Mart Daylor knows some very influential people. 134 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:25,157 Especially a bevy of thugs... 135 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:28,757 ...who'd like to see you laid out in an alley with your face bashed in. 136 00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:32,957 Okay, great, I'll take care of it right away. You liked my copy? 137 00:09:32,957 --> 00:09:35,157 Yes, I told you twice! I liked the copy! 138 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,557 Okay, all right, Ned. Bye-bye. 139 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,157 I was a new man. 140 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:44,957 My hangover was gone. I felt like singing. 141 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,558 I loved the whole world and all its people. 142 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:56,757 I would even, I decided, be nice to that ugly girl who'd been annoying me. 143 00:09:58,558 --> 00:10:00,357 It must have been a different girl. 144 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:07,757 Well, how would you like some breakfast? Waiter. 145 00:10:09,158 --> 00:10:11,158 A breakfast menu, please. 146 00:10:11,158 --> 00:10:15,157 I'd like to apologize for the way I acted. I was a little revved up about something. 147 00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:19,157 There was a story that I was supposed to send to New York and I was afraid.... 148 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:22,157 It's nothing that would interest you much. It was a story that... 149 00:10:22,357 --> 00:10:25,557 You mean the "Johnny Strawn, the Gill-Sized Giant of Golfdom" story? 150 00:10:25,557 --> 00:10:28,557 - How did you know? - We wrote it together. The two of us. 151 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,557 Where? 152 00:10:29,557 --> 00:10:33,158 In a very small and quite dirty bar and grill about 40 miles north. 153 00:10:33,357 --> 00:10:37,158 - You wired the story from Santa Barbara. - Then that's when.... That's why... 154 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,757 That's when you gave me $700. 155 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,757 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. 156 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:48,157 - What happened after that? - Nothing. 157 00:10:48,157 --> 00:10:51,157 We drove home and I took you to your door about 6:00. 158 00:10:51,357 --> 00:10:53,758 - You really don't remember? - Go on. 159 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:54,958 Well, nothing. 160 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,757 You shook my hand and told me if I was ever in New York... 161 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,757 ...to look you up and you'd find me a spot in the sports-writing field. 162 00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:04,358 All right. When can you start? 163 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,757 I really wrote it? 164 00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:12,957 - Including that "Gill-Sized Giant of..." - Well, actually that phrase was my idea. 165 00:11:13,558 --> 00:11:15,758 - I'm glad. - I thought it was rather good. 166 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,758 - Where did we meet, anyway? - Right over there at the bar. 167 00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:21,757 Then I was at Mrs. Herrington's when you came in with friends. 168 00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:23,557 Yeah, Mrs. Herrington. 169 00:11:23,757 --> 00:11:26,357 - Yes. - Yeah. Who's Mrs. Herrington? 170 00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:32,757 We began to laugh. Three hours later, we were still laughing. 171 00:11:33,757 --> 00:11:35,957 - How about dinner? - I'm afraid not. 172 00:11:36,157 --> 00:11:39,157 I'm on a 6:00 plane to New York. Thanks anyway, though. 173 00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:42,357 Here, you earned it. By helping me write the story. 174 00:11:42,357 --> 00:11:45,157 - Now, let's not play that again. - No, you saved my job. 175 00:11:45,157 --> 00:11:46,157 Please. 176 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:50,158 Okay, we'll spend it. That's the only way to settle things. 177 00:11:50,158 --> 00:11:52,557 Every penny, take a couple of days doing it. 178 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:55,358 - If that isn't the silliest... - After all, we worked hard. 179 00:11:55,557 --> 00:11:58,957 - We're entitled to relaxation, both of us. - I don't need relaxation. 180 00:11:58,957 --> 00:12:01,157 - You work, don't you? - Of course. 181 00:12:01,157 --> 00:12:04,557 - We'll spend it together, have a real ball. - I couldn't possibly. 182 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,958 Nobody knows how to live anymore. We're too busy to enjoy ourselves. 183 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,757 You know where you are right now? 184 00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:14,158 - Well, just offhand... - California, the playground of the West. 185 00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:18,158 It's all around us: The mountains, the desert, Marineland, the Pacific Ocean. 186 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,757 - Don't forget the Pacific Ocean. - I won't. 187 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:24,357 Tell me, have you ever sailed in a small boat way out on the ocean... 188 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:28,157 ...with the salt spray in your face and the wind in your hair? 189 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,758 - No. Have you? - Certainly not, do you think I'm crazy? 190 00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:34,357 But I'd be willing to try. 191 00:12:34,557 --> 00:12:38,158 - Come on. - No, I couldn't. I couldn't possibly. 192 00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:43,557 During the next four days, we hardly made a dent in Mike's $700... 193 00:12:43,957 --> 00:12:47,157 ...because all we did was lie around and yak it up. 194 00:12:49,757 --> 00:12:52,357 - What's that? - A sketch for a dress. 195 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,758 - That's what I do, design clothes. - For a living? 196 00:12:57,557 --> 00:13:00,157 Well, what do you know? 197 00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:04,557 That's why I must get back to New York tonight. That's why.... 198 00:13:04,557 --> 00:13:07,557 For heaven's sake, do you realize I haven't packed yet? 199 00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:09,757 I'm sorry. 200 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,558 - Please, Mike, I've really got to rush. - Wait. 201 00:13:15,357 --> 00:13:17,758 We have things to see: Marineland, the porpoises. 202 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:19,957 We haven't seen them feed the porpoises. 203 00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:23,157 Mike, it's out of the question. I can't possibly. Come on. 204 00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:28,557 Welcome to Marineland of the Pacific, the world's largest oceanarium. 205 00:13:29,757 --> 00:13:32,757 I can't remember who first brought up the subject of love. 206 00:13:32,757 --> 00:13:34,957 It certainly doesn't sound like me. 207 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:38,957 One minute I was experting on the care and feeding of porpoises... 208 00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:42,558 ...and the next thing I knew, we were talking about love. lts symptoms. 209 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:45,357 I eat like a fool. When I'm in love, I mean. 210 00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:49,958 My friends told me they couldn't swallow a morsel, but I eat like a fool. 211 00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:56,557 With that boy from Yale, some time ago, of course... 212 00:13:56,557 --> 00:14:00,358 ...I gained eight pounds. And then there was a certain artist. 213 00:14:03,558 --> 00:14:06,157 It was two years before I got back to normal. 214 00:14:06,157 --> 00:14:09,157 I just eat and eat and eat. 215 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,758 Just a cup of cold consomm�, please. 216 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:16,557 And maybe the tiniest bit of that pompano. 217 00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:20,158 And a large lobster salad and.... 218 00:14:21,158 --> 00:14:22,957 Oh dear, you have trout. 219 00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,157 - Will you have both? - All right. 220 00:14:25,358 --> 00:14:26,757 Then for dessert.... 221 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:33,157 I felt the blush coming from my waist up. Mike was staring at me. 222 00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:37,758 But he knew it as well as I did. I was in love with my character. 223 00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:48,358 How about it? 224 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,357 - Mike? - We're adults. 225 00:14:56,357 --> 00:14:58,157 We know what we're doing. 226 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:06,357 I couldn't, Mike. 227 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:10,957 She did, though. We were married that night, in Arizona. 228 00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:14,757 Do you, Marilla, take Michael to be your lawfully wedded husband... 229 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,957 ...to love and to cherish.... 230 00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:21,357 After a honeymoon of exactly 20 and a half hours, we flew to New York... 231 00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:23,758 ...our arms locked the whole way. 232 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,958 Except for breakfast. Marilla needed two hands for that. 233 00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:30,157 Ladies and gentlemen, it's expected... 234 00:15:30,157 --> 00:15:33,557 ...we will land in New York on scheduled time, which will be 9:10. 235 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:37,158 - One hour. Where do you live, anyway? - 74th Street. 236 00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:40,358 We'll stop at my place first. It's closer. 237 00:15:40,557 --> 00:15:42,558 Then we'll hop a cab and get your stuff. 238 00:15:42,757 --> 00:15:45,558 - Cab? What about my furniture? - Well, give it away. 239 00:15:45,957 --> 00:15:47,558 Can't live in two places. 240 00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,758 It was a wonderful trip. 241 00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:54,557 But a few minutes out of New York, a strange thing happened. 242 00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:57,158 Marilla changed her clothes. 243 00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:01,357 Sorry, madam, this seat is taken. 244 00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:04,358 I may have to stop by the office. My working clothes. 245 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:07,558 This was just the first in a series of wardrobe changes... 246 00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,558 ...which never failed to amaze me. 247 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:12,758 Believe me, this kid changed her clothes nine times a day. 248 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,557 We went to Mike's apartment first. 249 00:16:16,157 --> 00:16:18,758 Just outside the door he suddenly got embarrassed. 250 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,958 Maybe I bragged too much about this place. 251 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,958 - It's not the Taj Mahal or anything. - Let me see. 252 00:16:25,757 --> 00:16:28,757 It's comfortable, that's what I'd say. You'll love it. 253 00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:29,957 Open up. 254 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:31,957 Take a look. 255 00:16:33,757 --> 00:16:34,957 I took a look. 256 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:46,557 First thing I thought of was my little brother's shoebox... 257 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,958 ...in which he used to keep all his possessions. 258 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:52,358 Old string and marbles and bits of colored glass. 259 00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:58,358 The prospect of taking up permanent residence in the shoebox... 260 00:16:58,358 --> 00:17:02,558 ...was somewhat unnerving. But I didn't want to hurt Mike's feelings. 261 00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:04,957 He was so proud of everything. 262 00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:13,158 Opening off the shoebox was a door leading to another shoebox... 263 00:17:13,757 --> 00:17:15,957 ...which I assumed was the bedroom. 264 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:19,757 The apartment wasn't really at its best that day. 265 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,757 Things seemed a little out of place. 266 00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:27,758 One thing in particular. 267 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,157 What else could I say? 268 00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:52,357 When it's cleaned up a little, with new curtains and... 269 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:54,957 ...the right kind of pictures... 270 00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,557 ...it'll be a real hellhole. 271 00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:04,357 - We'll move tomorrow. - Mike. 272 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:11,358 Just for tonight, we'll stay at my place, all right? 273 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,358 Yeah. 274 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:15,357 I guess I never looked at this trap before. 275 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:19,357 Hello. Yeah, Ned, I'm back. The office. 276 00:18:20,357 --> 00:18:23,157 I can't get down right now, I'm busy. I've got a.... 277 00:18:23,157 --> 00:18:25,557 - That's all right, go ahead. - What? 278 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:30,357 Look, I've been threatened before. Don't worry about the... 279 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,358 All right, yeah. 280 00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:35,557 Right away. 281 00:18:35,557 --> 00:18:38,157 How do you like that? I'm back in town 20 minutes. 282 00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,957 That's all right. I've got plenty to do here anyway. 283 00:18:40,957 --> 00:18:42,357 - Mike? - What? 284 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:47,758 - You're not in any trouble or anything? - You mean that? No. 285 00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:50,557 What's the matter? 286 00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:53,958 It's just occurred to me. I don't know you very well, do I? 287 00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,557 But well enough. 288 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,757 Maybe. 289 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,357 How about this? Our first parting. 290 00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:16,757 Sad. 291 00:19:24,757 --> 00:19:26,157 I think I'll stay. 292 00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:44,757 For the next hour or so, I packed Mike's marbles and bits of glass... 293 00:19:44,757 --> 00:19:46,158 ...singing happily. 294 00:19:47,158 --> 00:19:49,957 Until I came across a picture of a girl. 295 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,558 Well, I guess it was a girl. 296 00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,558 She was certainly in an odd position. 297 00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,957 I wasn't worried, of course. Just interested. 298 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:04,557 I wanted to see what a lady contortionist looked like. 299 00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:10,557 Nothing. 300 00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:15,557 All I knew was that she had straight teeth and the kind of expansion... 301 00:20:15,557 --> 00:20:17,157 ...men seemed to favor. 302 00:20:18,358 --> 00:20:21,957 I measured it mentally against my own, came off a bad second... 303 00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:25,557 ...and tore her carefully into small pieces. 304 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:31,557 At the office, I was the target of the usual ribbing and laughter... 305 00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:33,757 ...associated with holy matrimony. 306 00:20:34,357 --> 00:20:38,957 Luke Coslow, the office boy, came up with a real side-splitter. 307 00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:40,557 Quiet. 308 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,357 Here you are, old man. Ready-made. Saves time and trouble. 309 00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:51,157 Bachelor days are gone forever now. 310 00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:57,158 But I must say, my editor, Ned Hammerstein, was very sentimental. 311 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,757 You're eight days late. 312 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,357 I'll take it off your vacation, provided you get one. 313 00:21:01,557 --> 00:21:04,557 Meanwhile, if you got nothing to do, cover the fight next week. 314 00:21:04,757 --> 00:21:06,957 Folks in town would like to know about it. 315 00:21:06,957 --> 00:21:10,757 Speaking of fights, you've got a sweet one on your hands with Mart Daylor. 316 00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:14,758 - What's his beef?. - Your column, March 16, this year. 317 00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:19,557 "The great Martin Daylor, calling himself a fight promoter is promoting mostly Daylor. 318 00:21:19,557 --> 00:21:22,557 He has a string on every fighter and manager in New York. 319 00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:26,158 Nobody fights without his permission and without paying his cut. 320 00:21:26,158 --> 00:21:29,957 I suggest that Mr. Daylor retire to his palatial farm in Bucks County... 321 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:33,957 ...before an irate sports world retires him forcibly to the crooked boys' bin." 322 00:21:33,957 --> 00:21:35,957 What are you bucking for, a quick funeral? 323 00:21:36,157 --> 00:21:38,157 This isn't the roaring '20s. People don't... 324 00:21:38,357 --> 00:21:41,357 - Daylor would like that. - Take a murder rap? He's too smart. 325 00:21:41,357 --> 00:21:42,557 Who mentioned murder? 326 00:21:42,557 --> 00:21:45,557 All that would happen is, you're walking along Third Avenue... 327 00:21:45,557 --> 00:21:49,158 ...a truck jumps the curb. An accident, nobody's fault in the world. 328 00:21:49,158 --> 00:21:52,158 But you're cooling off on the pavement, so you can't be sure. 329 00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:53,358 All right. 330 00:21:53,757 --> 00:21:55,557 What do you want me to do? 331 00:21:55,757 --> 00:21:58,358 - Print a retraction? - I don't care what you do. 332 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,157 What am I, a sentimental slob? Do what you want. 333 00:22:01,757 --> 00:22:05,758 Just make sure your by-line doesn't appear in the obit column. 334 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,157 Okay, Ned. 335 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,157 Wait. 336 00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:12,158 Here. 337 00:22:18,557 --> 00:22:20,957 From Nora and me. A wedding present. 338 00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:24,157 - From Nora and... - Well, from Nora. 339 00:22:24,157 --> 00:22:26,957 You liked it at the house, she thought you could use it. 340 00:22:26,957 --> 00:22:30,557 I didn't have time to put paper. Get it wrapped and send the bill to me. 341 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:31,758 Ned. 342 00:22:33,157 --> 00:22:35,557 - I can't tell... - No speeches. 343 00:22:35,557 --> 00:22:38,557 Come on, get it out of here, it's in my way. 344 00:22:47,558 --> 00:22:50,157 Phone calls for Mr. Michael Hagen. 345 00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:52,558 Mart Daylor. 346 00:22:59,157 --> 00:23:00,357 Lori Shannon. 347 00:23:02,357 --> 00:23:04,557 I hadn't thought of her once in eight days. 348 00:23:05,158 --> 00:23:07,158 When I did now, it didn't feel so good. 349 00:23:07,358 --> 00:23:09,158 I was speaking of Lori Shannon... 350 00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,757 ...the girl you are probably worried about. 351 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,157 However, since you've retired from the field... 352 00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:18,558 ...you might inform Miss Shannon of a handsome, young newspaperman... 353 00:23:18,558 --> 00:23:21,557 ...who would be very, very happy to substitute at any... 354 00:23:23,557 --> 00:23:25,157 Very funny. 355 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,557 Very funny. 356 00:23:32,358 --> 00:23:36,157 1 1:00 a.m. She was probably still at her TV rehearsal. 357 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:48,758 "There'll be a change in the weather 358 00:23:49,357 --> 00:23:52,757 and a change in the sea. 359 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:59,757 From now on there'll be a change in me. 360 00:24:00,557 --> 00:24:04,558 My walk will be different, 361 00:24:05,558 --> 00:24:08,157 my talk and my name. 362 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:15,157 Nothing about me's goin' be the same. 363 00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:20,158 I'm gonna change my way of living. 364 00:24:20,357 --> 00:24:23,358 If that ain't enough 365 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:28,558 Then I'll change the way I 366 00:24:29,957 --> 00:24:32,357 strut my stuff. 367 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:37,357 Because nobody wants you when you're old and gray. 368 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:46,158 There'll be some changes made today. 369 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:52,957 There'll be some changes made." 370 00:25:05,357 --> 00:25:08,757 He arrived about noon, my Lochinvar from out of the west. 371 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,957 Come to tell me about his marriage. 372 00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:21,757 He stood there, like he was awaiting his execution. 373 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,357 He was nice and tan after his California vacation. 374 00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:31,357 Healthy-looking, too. 375 00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:35,757 Of course, he'd only been married for a day and a half. 376 00:25:35,957 --> 00:25:37,557 "Nobody 377 00:25:37,557 --> 00:25:42,358 wants you when you're old and gray. 378 00:25:43,757 --> 00:25:49,157 There'll be some changes made today. 379 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:55,357 There'll be some changes made" 380 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:05,757 - Hello, Mike. - Hello, Lori. 381 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:09,558 - How have you been? - Quite well. 382 00:26:12,157 --> 00:26:14,357 - How are you? - I've been quite well. 383 00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:18,557 - You look well. - I feel.... 384 00:26:29,557 --> 00:26:33,358 - Where are we going, on a picnic? - No. This is a.... 385 00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:38,157 My boss, Ned Hammerstein.... 386 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,958 - Look, how about lunch? - I'd love it. 387 00:26:45,757 --> 00:26:48,357 It'll just take me a minute to change clothes. 388 00:26:51,757 --> 00:26:55,157 We went to Andrucci's, our old hangout. 389 00:26:55,757 --> 00:26:57,957 And we ordered our old favorite. 390 00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:00,357 Ravioli Andrucci. 391 00:27:02,357 --> 00:27:04,957 He hadn't gotten around to confessing his marriage... 392 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,157 ...and was making a botch of the small talk. 393 00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:09,557 ...when I walked into the office. Everyone.... 394 00:27:09,557 --> 00:27:11,357 Ned is the same Simon Legree.... 395 00:27:11,357 --> 00:27:13,757 He was so pathetic, I had to help him out. 396 00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:17,757 - Look, I've got something to tell you. - Let me tell you, Mike. 397 00:27:19,358 --> 00:27:24,157 You found a girl. The most wonderful girl in the world. 398 00:27:25,157 --> 00:27:27,957 The kind of girl you just couldn't live without... 399 00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:30,157 ...and you married her. That's all. 400 00:27:33,157 --> 00:27:35,357 - I knew you'd understand. - Why shouldn't I? 401 00:27:35,357 --> 00:27:39,357 There's no point in making a federal case out of something that couldn't be helped. 402 00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:43,158 I'd have probably done the same thing myself, if I'd found the right man. 403 00:27:43,557 --> 00:27:45,557 I thought because I didn't send.... 404 00:27:45,557 --> 00:27:48,558 He was as grateful as a St. Bernard, and I felt generous... 405 00:27:48,558 --> 00:27:51,357 ...and warm-hearted inside. It was a good scene. 406 00:27:52,157 --> 00:27:55,957 But then I made a mistake. I asked him to tell me about her. 407 00:27:56,557 --> 00:27:59,557 And he made a bigger mistake. He told me. 408 00:27:59,557 --> 00:28:01,557 She's not like anyone else I know.... 409 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:05,957 I heard all about her eyes, and her hair, and her figure... 410 00:28:06,357 --> 00:28:07,957 ...and the way she walked. 411 00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:12,157 I heard all about her fine sense of humor and her clothes... 412 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:15,357 ...and the cute way she had of tilting her head when she laughed. 413 00:28:15,558 --> 00:28:18,357 ...tossing her head when she laughs, sort of like a pony. 414 00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,557 After a while, I knew her like a sister. 415 00:28:21,758 --> 00:28:25,357 Anyway, I'm so glad that you understand. 416 00:28:26,757 --> 00:28:27,958 Why shouldn't I? 417 00:28:56,757 --> 00:28:59,957 Well, I guess I'd better be getting back to rehearsal. 418 00:29:00,358 --> 00:29:05,357 - You don't mind if I don't get up? - Please don't. 419 00:29:08,157 --> 00:29:11,958 - Mr. Hagen, you didn't get your lunch. - Yeah, I got it. 420 00:29:13,557 --> 00:29:16,157 - Why haven't you served Mr. Hagen? - But I brought it. 421 00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:17,757 - Where is it? - I don't know. 422 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,158 Bring him another. 423 00:29:21,357 --> 00:29:25,358 - Would you like to have something else? - No. That'll be plenty. 424 00:29:25,757 --> 00:29:28,558 Just get me a check and a pair of pants. 425 00:29:29,157 --> 00:29:30,157 A pair of pants? 426 00:29:30,357 --> 00:29:33,758 Look, don't make a fuss. Borrow me a pair of pants from somebody. 427 00:29:33,957 --> 00:29:34,957 No fuss. 428 00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:37,958 - How did it happen? - A lady did it. 429 00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,357 - Borrow the pants. - Yes, sir. 430 00:29:46,757 --> 00:29:51,358 - Are you sure? I'm Mr. Hagen's wife. - I still don't think he's here. 431 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:55,357 Yes, he is. I just remembered. 432 00:29:55,357 --> 00:29:57,357 - This way, please. - Thank you. 433 00:29:58,558 --> 00:30:00,157 He's right over there. 434 00:30:04,357 --> 00:30:06,357 Well, what a small world. 435 00:30:07,158 --> 00:30:09,357 You don't mind if I don't get up? 436 00:30:10,957 --> 00:30:12,757 - Shy about kissing in public? - No. 437 00:30:12,957 --> 00:30:16,157 Your office told me you might be here and I wanted to see you anyway. 438 00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:18,157 Big news: I've got everything moved. 439 00:30:18,157 --> 00:30:21,558 Zach Wilde sent over a car and the janitor carried your bags down. 440 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:23,357 That's fine. I'm glad. 441 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:26,157 I got a pair of pants for you in the men's room. 442 00:30:27,758 --> 00:30:30,357 I'd have sworn you had pants on when you left. 443 00:30:31,557 --> 00:30:32,757 What's that? 444 00:30:33,557 --> 00:30:36,158 That? That's ravioli. 445 00:30:37,358 --> 00:30:40,957 Of course. I should have recognized it. Didn't you care for it? 446 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,957 Yes, it's very good here. 447 00:30:44,558 --> 00:30:46,757 It certainly doesn't go with gray. 448 00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,957 It's the busboy's pants. Green ones. 449 00:30:49,357 --> 00:30:53,357 I'm going into the men's room now and change into the busboy's green pants. 450 00:30:53,357 --> 00:30:56,157 And then we'll go up to my place and pick up a suit. 451 00:30:56,157 --> 00:30:58,958 You haven't been listening. Your clothes are at my place. 452 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,557 Yes. Fine. 453 00:31:17,557 --> 00:31:20,157 - You shouldn't have done it. - I'm sorry. 454 00:31:25,357 --> 00:31:29,757 I'd have wagered a Lily Dach� hat there'd been another woman at that table. 455 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:35,357 But I wasn't going to ruin my second day of marriage with petty jealousies. 456 00:31:42,157 --> 00:31:46,357 For some reason, l'd pictured Marilla living in a one-room kitchenette... 457 00:31:46,557 --> 00:31:48,958 ...with a girlfriend who studied music. 458 00:31:50,357 --> 00:31:52,957 This place even had an outside flunky. 459 00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:55,557 Very refined. 460 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,157 Here we are. 461 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:17,957 He tried not to notice my pants, and I tried not to notice his. 462 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,357 Well? Say something. 463 00:32:42,557 --> 00:32:43,757 Chic. 464 00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:46,358 Chic. 465 00:32:47,157 --> 00:32:51,357 That's a word I've never used before, but now I know what it means. 466 00:32:51,957 --> 00:32:55,157 Miss Brown. Congratulations, Miss Brown. 467 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,557 Mrs. Hagen, Gwen. And this is Mr. Hagen. 468 00:32:58,758 --> 00:33:01,557 - Mr. Hagen, it's certainly a pleasure. - How do you do? 469 00:33:01,557 --> 00:33:04,158 Don't worry about his pants, Gwen. He borrowed them. 470 00:33:04,158 --> 00:33:06,557 Of course he did. Wouldn't you know? 471 00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:09,358 - Get these to the cleaners, will you? - Sure. 472 00:33:10,358 --> 00:33:13,358 Be careful. You might find some ravioli in the pockets. 473 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,558 And here. 474 00:33:14,757 --> 00:33:17,957 Put this in a place of honor. Our first wedding present. 475 00:33:18,157 --> 00:33:20,357 Oh, no, it isn't. It's the second. 476 00:33:20,758 --> 00:33:22,958 - Well, what do you mean? - Look. 477 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:26,357 A coffee table! 478 00:33:27,357 --> 00:33:29,557 I don't have to read it, I know. 479 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:35,157 "You always wanted this table, but you wouldn't marry me to get it... 480 00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:38,157 ...so, here with all my love. Zachary Wilde." 481 00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,157 He always wanted me to marry him. 482 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:50,958 I figured. Tell me, how soon can I punch Zachary Wilde in the snoot? 483 00:33:57,957 --> 00:33:59,757 - What's on your mind? - Guess. 484 00:34:01,157 --> 00:34:03,358 You're gonna bite me on the ear again? 485 00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:04,957 Don't you like it? 486 00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:09,957 It's a very strange, but pleasurable sensation. 487 00:34:10,557 --> 00:34:11,758 Mike. 488 00:34:14,157 --> 00:34:15,157 Surprise! 489 00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:16,757 Surprise! 490 00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:18,357 Surprise! 491 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:19,957 Congratulations. 492 00:34:20,557 --> 00:34:22,158 Where did you snare the man? 493 00:34:22,358 --> 00:34:24,557 And how? That's what I want to know. 494 00:34:27,757 --> 00:34:30,357 This is my husband, Michael Hagen. 495 00:34:30,957 --> 00:34:35,357 Fred Sellers, Marie Dozier, Dottie Weaves, Florrie Canfield, Mr. Orjac. 496 00:34:35,957 --> 00:34:37,357 My husband. 497 00:34:40,157 --> 00:34:43,958 Ann Ashmond, Jennifer Dean, Jeff Dowling... 498 00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:46,357 ...Pauline Beaton, Sheldon Stevens. 499 00:34:46,557 --> 00:34:48,557 This is Michael. 500 00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:53,558 All right, sweetheart, let's get it over with. Congratulations. 501 00:34:57,957 --> 00:35:00,557 Let's have the whole story, right from the beginning. 502 00:35:00,758 --> 00:35:02,157 Old-fashioned romance.... 503 00:35:02,357 --> 00:35:04,958 Congratulations, darling. 504 00:35:05,757 --> 00:35:08,357 Darling, congratulations. 505 00:35:08,557 --> 00:35:12,557 I can't stick around. I've got a show in rehearsal. You know how it is. 506 00:35:20,157 --> 00:35:24,557 Usually I'm a little more presentable, but I was having lunch today... 507 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,758 That's my monkey! 508 00:35:29,157 --> 00:35:30,958 It was really very amusing. 509 00:35:31,157 --> 00:35:33,958 I spilled something, and this little Italian waiter... 510 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:36,357 The pig. That's the one I got Marilla. 511 00:35:55,357 --> 00:35:58,757 I figured if I put on my new suit, maybe I could join the club. 512 00:36:00,957 --> 00:36:02,158 I couldn't. 513 00:36:02,957 --> 00:36:05,157 I guess I didn't speak the language. 514 00:36:05,757 --> 00:36:07,757 Are you telling me about fashion shows? 515 00:36:07,757 --> 00:36:09,558 - Whose is it? - Mine. 516 00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:15,557 Here. 517 00:36:16,557 --> 00:36:19,357 Can't get a tumble here unless you're gift-wrapped. 518 00:36:20,157 --> 00:36:23,158 I see you changed your pants. 519 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,957 Thanks. And you're the only one who's noticed. 520 00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:29,557 There must be quite a story someplace in those pants. 521 00:36:29,757 --> 00:36:31,557 A pretty dull one, I'm afraid. 522 00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,157 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a surprise party. 523 00:36:35,157 --> 00:36:39,157 Listen to them. If I were you, I'd throw them all out, myself included. 524 00:36:41,557 --> 00:36:42,557 Who are they? 525 00:36:42,557 --> 00:36:47,357 Now, let's see. There's one actor, one playwright, one composer... 526 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,357 ...two actresses, a television director. 527 00:36:50,357 --> 00:36:53,957 And the old bag in the blue dress is Jennifer Dean, a designer. 528 00:36:54,158 --> 00:36:58,358 The excitable type arguing with her is Christopher Matthew, also a designer. 529 00:36:58,558 --> 00:37:00,558 Known on his labels as "Mr. Chris." 530 00:37:01,157 --> 00:37:04,758 I think that's about all. Oh, yes, and one theatrical producer. 531 00:37:05,758 --> 00:37:10,357 I liked this guy right away. Nice fellow. Trim. Distinguished. 532 00:37:11,357 --> 00:37:13,958 I've been after Marilla to design a show for me. 533 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,357 You think you could talk her into it? 534 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:18,358 I can try. 535 00:37:19,158 --> 00:37:21,957 Say, in all the excitement, I missed your name. 536 00:37:22,358 --> 00:37:24,157 Wilde. Zachary Wilde. 537 00:37:24,957 --> 00:37:26,957 Sure. Zachary Wilde. 538 00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:33,157 I felt like taking his coffee table and cracking him right over the head with it. 539 00:37:35,157 --> 00:37:37,557 My idiot friends stayed till almost 7:00. 540 00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:41,357 I gave Gwen the night off and cooked dinner with my own lily hands. 541 00:37:41,557 --> 00:37:44,358 I was jittery about Mike's reaction to the apartment. 542 00:37:44,358 --> 00:37:47,358 I wanted to balance things with a show of domesticity. 543 00:37:48,157 --> 00:37:50,957 You're loaded? 544 00:37:51,357 --> 00:37:53,758 Just prodigal. This place keeps me broke. 545 00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:56,758 There was the inheritance from Dad. It's all gone now. 546 00:37:56,758 --> 00:38:00,757 - Where do you come from? - That's a funny question. St. Louis. 547 00:38:01,557 --> 00:38:03,757 Miss Brown of the St. Louis Browns. 548 00:38:03,757 --> 00:38:06,357 How did you hear of us? We weren't that rich. 549 00:38:06,357 --> 00:38:09,358 I didn't. It used to be a baseball team. 550 00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:11,358 I was making a joke. 551 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,157 It's a shock, you know. 552 00:38:14,757 --> 00:38:19,557 You marry a nice girl out in California. You think it might be quite a treat for her. 553 00:38:20,157 --> 00:38:23,157 You take the little girl East, show her the big city... 554 00:38:23,557 --> 00:38:25,557 ...let her meet a few people. 555 00:38:25,757 --> 00:38:30,357 Then you find out she knows all of New York, and owns a sizeable chunk of it. 556 00:38:31,557 --> 00:38:34,757 It's a shock. Bad for the ego. 557 00:38:36,157 --> 00:38:38,558 - Why didn't you tell me? - You didn't ask. 558 00:38:38,558 --> 00:38:40,957 I didn't ask if you were a second baseman... 559 00:38:40,957 --> 00:38:44,157 ...but if you had been, I'd expect you to confide in me. 560 00:38:44,557 --> 00:38:46,758 All right, I didn't want to tell you. 561 00:38:47,357 --> 00:38:48,557 Why should I? 562 00:38:48,557 --> 00:38:53,158 I've been shopping for you for a long time. I didn't want to lose you on a technicality. 563 00:38:53,158 --> 00:38:57,757 You live like this just from drawing those little pictures? Designing? 564 00:38:58,557 --> 00:39:00,757 Except when men give me $700. 565 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:03,157 I make jokes, too. 566 00:39:04,558 --> 00:39:06,757 You like this place? 567 00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:10,357 I always thought I did. I hoped you'd like it, too. 568 00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:14,157 That's why I tricked you into spending the night here. 569 00:39:14,557 --> 00:39:16,958 And you like designing clothes? 570 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,757 I love designing clothes. 571 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:23,957 It's a silly, ridiculous business and it pays far too much money. 572 00:39:24,158 --> 00:39:27,558 And you meet silly, ridiculous people and I love it. 573 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,757 Not the people, the job. 574 00:39:30,558 --> 00:39:33,357 And what's more, if you don't like this place... 575 00:39:33,357 --> 00:39:36,357 ...let's get out of it. It's just too much, isn't it? 576 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:40,757 We'll go to your place. Or we'll sleep in the subway. I don't care. 577 00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:44,158 If you think you'll worm out of this on an incompatibility charge... 578 00:39:44,158 --> 00:39:46,158 ...you can start thinking over again! 579 00:39:46,158 --> 00:39:47,557 You're not crying? 580 00:39:48,158 --> 00:39:50,757 No, but I'm considering it very seriously. 581 00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:52,558 Now, slow down. 582 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,157 It's not a bad place. 583 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:57,357 Some people might consider it a very livable place. 584 00:39:57,957 --> 00:40:01,758 Throw in a couple of rubber plants, and an autographed Yankee ball... 585 00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:03,557 ...and you'd be surprised. 586 00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:05,958 A fellow could be very snug here. 587 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:07,357 Oh, Mike. 588 00:40:08,757 --> 00:40:09,957 Now, it's okay. 589 00:40:10,957 --> 00:40:12,158 Cut it out. 590 00:40:12,957 --> 00:40:14,358 Everything's fine. 591 00:40:16,757 --> 00:40:17,957 Compatible? 592 00:40:18,558 --> 00:40:19,558 Compatible. 593 00:40:24,157 --> 00:40:26,157 Do you smell something burning? 594 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,758 It's just the sauce... 595 00:40:29,757 --> 00:40:31,157 ...for the ravioli. 596 00:40:38,557 --> 00:40:41,157 For a whole month, we were as happy as birds. 597 00:40:41,757 --> 00:40:44,757 I didn't know anything about the designing business... 598 00:40:45,357 --> 00:40:47,957 ...and she didn't know anything about sports. 599 00:40:53,557 --> 00:40:58,357 During the day, we lived in two separate worlds, about five miles apart. 600 00:41:01,357 --> 00:41:03,757 And at night, we made a world of our own. 601 00:41:04,557 --> 00:41:07,157 Yeah, it was a wonderful month. 602 00:41:08,358 --> 00:41:09,957 I gained six pounds. 603 00:41:14,357 --> 00:41:15,557 The fights? 604 00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,357 I've never been to the fights, Mike. I'd love to. 605 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,757 I can't make up my mind which one. 606 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:23,357 The mill has to know. They're still on the telephone. 607 00:41:23,557 --> 00:41:24,757 Just a minute, please. 608 00:41:24,957 --> 00:41:29,158 What? I said I'd love to go, Mike. Where do I meet you? 609 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:30,957 Try that over the shoulder. 610 00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:34,957 What? Gotham Arena. Fine. Mike, what do I wear? 611 00:41:35,558 --> 00:41:37,957 What do the other women wear to fights? 612 00:41:38,157 --> 00:41:40,957 All right, I'll figure out something. 8:30. 'Bye. 613 00:41:44,157 --> 00:41:45,958 Now, let's see. 614 00:41:47,158 --> 00:41:48,958 All right, I'll take this one. 615 00:41:49,357 --> 00:41:52,557 She's decided. Hello, she's decided on 4-1 7-X. 616 00:41:52,957 --> 00:41:54,957 If I could have just one minute? 617 00:41:54,957 --> 00:41:58,757 Please, I've got this fashion show just staring me in the face. 618 00:41:58,957 --> 00:42:02,357 I realize your problem. I have one, too. A musical show. 619 00:42:02,758 --> 00:42:04,157 Bright, witty, modern... 620 00:42:04,557 --> 00:42:08,357 ...now highly expensive, since I'm waiting for a designer to make up her mind. 621 00:42:08,357 --> 00:42:10,157 It's more than just my mind. 622 00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:13,757 What would the store think? I'm just an employee here, you know. 623 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:16,158 Besides, I've never done theatrical designs. 624 00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:17,557 That's why I want you. 625 00:42:17,557 --> 00:42:20,757 You'll be fresh, different. It needs your high style. 626 00:42:21,157 --> 00:42:22,358 I don't know. 627 00:42:22,358 --> 00:42:24,957 Randy's supposed to put the numbers in work next week. 628 00:42:24,957 --> 00:42:28,157 He can't move unless he has some idea what the wardrobe will be. 629 00:42:28,157 --> 00:42:31,557 - Zach, I just don't know. - I agree with her 100�/�. 630 00:42:32,557 --> 00:42:34,557 - What? - You just don't know. 631 00:42:34,557 --> 00:42:37,357 - Randy! - I love Marilla, I love her work. 632 00:42:37,357 --> 00:42:40,557 - But not for this. She's all wrong. - Oh, really! 633 00:42:40,757 --> 00:42:44,158 Designing a musical show, my pet, is not done over the weekend. 634 00:42:44,158 --> 00:42:46,757 - You just can't toss it off. - But I'm not trying... 635 00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:48,957 I have ideas, you know. 636 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:52,758 And above all, any wardrobe designed for this show has got to dance. 637 00:42:53,957 --> 00:42:56,557 - Look, I'm not asking to do this. - Look at this! 638 00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:58,958 Beautiful! Wonderful design! 639 00:42:59,157 --> 00:43:00,958 As long as she stands like this. 640 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,357 But can she do this? 641 00:43:03,557 --> 00:43:05,957 Don't tell me it's impossible. Nothing's impossible. 642 00:43:06,158 --> 00:43:07,557 - Who said that? - The bongo number. 643 00:43:07,557 --> 00:43:10,157 I have no idea what I may do with the bongo number. 644 00:43:10,157 --> 00:43:11,957 I may go completely insane. 645 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:15,558 And if I do, I want the clothes to go completely insane with me. 646 00:43:16,157 --> 00:43:18,758 I admire your honesty in admitting you can't do it. 647 00:43:18,758 --> 00:43:21,557 - I haven't admitted anything. - We have five weeks. 648 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,557 - She couldn't learn in five years. - I could do it in five days. 649 00:43:24,757 --> 00:43:25,757 - Will you? - Yes! 650 00:43:25,757 --> 00:43:26,757 Good. 651 00:43:26,757 --> 00:43:29,158 We got what we came for. May we leave now? 652 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:30,957 When can we get together? 653 00:43:31,557 --> 00:43:35,358 Zach, please give me a few days. I've got the fashion show. 654 00:43:35,557 --> 00:43:38,757 I want to have a reading of the play for you creative minds. 655 00:43:39,558 --> 00:43:41,357 How about Wednesday night? 656 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:44,357 - I'll have the others. - Zach, will you please get him out? 657 00:43:44,557 --> 00:43:46,557 - Wednesday night. - Yeah, Wednesday night. 658 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:49,157 - Randy? - I don't think I'll do a bongo number. 659 00:43:49,357 --> 00:43:51,157 Did I ever tell you the idea.... 660 00:43:51,157 --> 00:43:54,357 Let's tear this up and start all over again. Tear it apart. 661 00:44:02,957 --> 00:44:04,558 Two, three... 662 00:44:05,357 --> 00:44:07,357 ...four, five.... 663 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:12,758 I'll say one thing: 664 00:44:12,758 --> 00:44:16,557 Marilla was the best-dressed fight fan the seconds had ever seen. 665 00:44:28,558 --> 00:44:30,157 Hi, girl. 666 00:44:30,357 --> 00:44:31,957 Am I late? I'm sorry. 667 00:44:32,157 --> 00:44:35,157 That jersey print came in and I had to tell them how to cut it. 668 00:44:35,157 --> 00:44:36,557 - How are you? - Fine. 669 00:44:36,557 --> 00:44:38,758 - Who's winning? - Galatos. It's a slaughter. 670 00:44:47,757 --> 00:44:49,957 Give it to him! Where did you get that thing? 671 00:44:54,957 --> 00:44:57,558 Who told you, you could fight, you groundhog? 672 00:45:13,158 --> 00:45:16,157 How are you, Mike? Congratulations. 673 00:45:17,157 --> 00:45:20,157 - Thanks. - You didn't return my call. 674 00:45:20,558 --> 00:45:22,957 Calls, Mr. Daylor. About 20 of them. 675 00:45:24,157 --> 00:45:27,958 I read again yesterday that I'm a very disreputable character. 676 00:45:28,357 --> 00:45:31,557 What was that phrase? "A hydra-headed monster"? 677 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,757 "Feeding with all nine mouths on the boxing game." 678 00:45:35,158 --> 00:45:39,158 My boy at Princeton was quite upset. They don't appreciate that at Princeton. 679 00:45:39,358 --> 00:45:41,557 - He can switch to Harvard. - Be reasonable. 680 00:45:41,557 --> 00:45:44,957 I'm a family man. I've got a lot of responsibilities. 681 00:45:45,357 --> 00:45:49,357 I admit I take a dollar or two under the table, but I pay all my taxes. 682 00:45:49,758 --> 00:45:52,357 - I don't kick dogs. - Just people, huh? 683 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,557 Throw the bums out of the ring! 684 00:45:54,757 --> 00:45:58,357 Joey Yustick shouldn't be within 10 miles of a prize ring and you know it. 685 00:46:02,158 --> 00:46:04,957 He gets his brains loosened every time he climbs in there. 686 00:46:04,957 --> 00:46:08,558 But he pays you extra dues, so you see to it he gets plenty of action. 687 00:46:08,757 --> 00:46:09,957 He's over 21 . 688 00:46:09,957 --> 00:46:12,558 He's over 41, Mr. Daylor. Read about it tomorrow. 689 00:46:13,558 --> 00:46:16,557 Mike, some day you'll wake up and find your typewriter smashed. 690 00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:19,157 Throw the referee out! 691 00:46:20,757 --> 00:46:24,158 I'm Mrs. Hagen. Mike is forgetful sometimes. 692 00:46:24,357 --> 00:46:27,557 - It's a pleasure. I'm Martin Daylor. - How do you do? 693 00:46:28,158 --> 00:46:30,957 Martin Daylor? I know I've seen that name someplace. 694 00:46:31,757 --> 00:46:34,957 Aren't you the man Mike's been writing about in his column? 695 00:46:36,157 --> 00:46:37,357 I'm the man. 696 00:46:37,558 --> 00:46:40,157 - I hope you enjoy the fights, Mrs. Hagen. - Thank you. 697 00:46:40,557 --> 00:46:42,157 - Good night. - Good night. 698 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:47,757 How did I know? He certainly doesn't look like a crook. 699 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:49,557 I'd never take him for a crook. 700 00:46:49,757 --> 00:46:51,557 How many crooks have you known? 701 00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:54,557 A new side of Mike. A man in a huff. 702 00:46:55,557 --> 00:46:58,757 He didn't want to talk, so I had to watch the fight, too. 703 00:46:59,357 --> 00:47:00,558 It was awful. 704 00:47:00,957 --> 00:47:04,557 One of the men, the older one, was being punched constantly. 705 00:47:06,758 --> 00:47:10,557 You wouldn't think they'd get hit so much with those heavy gloves on. 706 00:47:10,557 --> 00:47:12,557 The gloves are to protect their hands. 707 00:47:12,557 --> 00:47:14,557 Mike, sarcasm doesn't become you. 708 00:47:14,557 --> 00:47:17,358 No, it's true. The gloves are to protect their hands. 709 00:47:17,557 --> 00:47:19,957 All right, if that's the way you want to be. 710 00:47:23,957 --> 00:47:25,757 I don't think I like fights. 711 00:47:27,157 --> 00:47:28,758 A lot of people do. 712 00:47:28,957 --> 00:47:31,758 Not all of them. To some people it's very boring. 713 00:47:32,157 --> 00:47:33,157 Boring? 714 00:47:33,357 --> 00:47:35,958 Look at those people. They're reading newspapers. 715 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:40,557 They're not reading. 716 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:43,557 They hold them that way in case the blood splatters. 717 00:47:43,557 --> 00:47:45,358 That was all I needed. 718 00:47:51,157 --> 00:47:53,157 Mike, take me out of here. 719 00:48:16,157 --> 00:48:19,957 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm sorry, Mike. 720 00:48:19,957 --> 00:48:21,157 That's all right. 721 00:48:21,157 --> 00:48:23,557 Come summer, I'll take you to the tennis matches. 722 00:48:23,557 --> 00:48:25,757 - Mike, boy. - Not now, Charlie. 723 00:48:25,757 --> 00:48:29,557 Mike, I got a little something for you. Got a slice of information. 724 00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:31,757 - Tomorrow. - It's a very warm slice, Mike. 725 00:48:31,757 --> 00:48:34,158 I could let you have it for a Ulysses S. Grant. 726 00:48:34,158 --> 00:48:35,557 I haven't got... 727 00:48:35,757 --> 00:48:37,757 Two Andrew Jacksons might do the trick. 728 00:48:37,757 --> 00:48:39,957 - No. - I got the shorts real bad, Mike. 729 00:48:39,957 --> 00:48:41,558 - No. - How about a Lincoln? 730 00:48:41,558 --> 00:48:43,357 - Not even a Lincoln? - Charlie... 731 00:48:43,357 --> 00:48:46,157 I'm desperate. Three Washingtons. 732 00:48:49,557 --> 00:48:52,357 Here. Now, go away, please. 733 00:48:52,357 --> 00:48:55,557 - Don't you even want the hot slice? - No. Thanks, Charlie. 734 00:48:56,357 --> 00:48:58,557 Mike. You're people. 735 00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:02,157 - Who is he, Mike? - That's Charlie Arneg. 736 00:49:02,757 --> 00:49:06,157 He's also known as "Charlie the Sneak." He peddles information. 737 00:49:06,357 --> 00:49:09,157 - What kind of information? - Any. Charlie's not fussy. 738 00:49:09,357 --> 00:49:12,758 What was all that talk about Ulysses S. Grant and Andrew Jackson? 739 00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:14,958 Ulysses S. Grant is a $50 bill. 740 00:49:15,157 --> 00:49:17,357 - It is? - It's got Grant's picture on it. 741 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:19,557 Andrew Jackson's $20, Lincoln is $5... 742 00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:21,757 - Washington is $1 . - That's right. 743 00:49:21,957 --> 00:49:23,957 Very interesting. But why does he do it? 744 00:49:24,158 --> 00:49:27,157 He's trying to get into a Damon Runyon story, who knows? 745 00:49:28,957 --> 00:49:32,558 Mike, you're working. Go on back. I'll wait right here. 746 00:49:32,758 --> 00:49:34,957 - No, no. - Please, I'll be fine. 747 00:49:34,957 --> 00:49:37,758 I'm really perfectly fine. Now, you go on. 748 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:40,958 Well, okay. 749 00:49:41,757 --> 00:49:44,158 I'll come back to see you between fights. 750 00:49:51,957 --> 00:49:54,757 - Hey, Mike. - Larry, boy. 751 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:57,157 - What's the matter, you quitting? - No. 752 00:49:57,157 --> 00:49:59,357 - My place next week, okay? - Okay. 753 00:49:59,758 --> 00:50:02,157 That's Larry Musso. You'll meet him. 754 00:50:02,157 --> 00:50:05,357 I invited the regular crowd for poker next Wednesday. 755 00:50:05,357 --> 00:50:06,557 Wednesday? 756 00:50:08,158 --> 00:50:12,158 - Anything wrong with that? - No. That's fine. Just fine. 757 00:50:12,557 --> 00:50:14,757 The show crowd was coming that night, too. 758 00:50:16,157 --> 00:50:19,757 It started out a bad evening, and worsened steadily. 759 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,958 Play cards. Play cards. 760 00:50:31,557 --> 00:50:34,158 - What are they doing in there? - Reading a play. 761 00:50:34,357 --> 00:50:36,158 Who's reading it, Jack Benny? 762 00:50:37,358 --> 00:50:39,358 "Ronnie appears at the top of the steps: 763 00:50:39,557 --> 00:50:41,757 'Aunt Agatha, she's done it again."' 764 00:50:42,358 --> 00:50:44,357 Boy, this is one I have to see. 765 00:50:44,357 --> 00:50:45,558 Play cards. 766 00:50:45,757 --> 00:50:47,957 This is where I want to do the undersea ballet. 767 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:49,758 You can't do an undersea ballet. 768 00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:50,557 Why not? 769 00:50:50,557 --> 00:50:52,958 Because you're still in the drawing room set. 770 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,958 - It has doors, doesn't it? - Yes, but... 771 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:58,357 That's all we need. Behind closed doors anything can happen. 772 00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:00,357 It's the basis of all my work. 773 00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:03,358 The entrance of the unexpected. A closed door. 774 00:51:03,557 --> 00:51:06,157 When this door opens, anything can come through. 775 00:51:09,757 --> 00:51:10,957 Sea horses. 776 00:51:28,757 --> 00:51:30,358 I'll get the sandwiches. 777 00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:32,157 Aces. 778 00:51:39,957 --> 00:51:42,557 - How's the game going, dear? - Yeah. 779 00:51:43,157 --> 00:51:47,357 - Did you want something? - Well, yeah. The food, if it's ready. 780 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:49,557 I'm sure it is. 781 00:51:57,957 --> 00:51:59,957 - Everybody ante? - I'm in. 782 00:52:01,757 --> 00:52:03,957 I'll get it. You go and play, dear. 783 00:52:04,557 --> 00:52:06,157 Fred deals the cards. 784 00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:15,158 - Mike Hagen live here? The poker game. - Mike Hagen? Yes. 785 00:52:15,357 --> 00:52:18,158 Thank you. My name's Maxie Stulz. I'm his best friend. 786 00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:20,358 Yes. Mike. 787 00:52:20,358 --> 00:52:22,157 - You Mrs. Hagen, lady? - Yes... 788 00:52:22,157 --> 00:52:24,957 Then I'll tell you something. Don't worry, you know? 789 00:52:25,157 --> 00:52:27,758 Any time anybody make trouble, you tell Maxie Stulz. 790 00:52:27,758 --> 00:52:29,758 I take care of him good, right? 791 00:52:29,758 --> 00:52:33,557 So you got nothing to worry about. Nothing, right? Where's the game? 792 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:34,958 In there. 793 00:52:38,357 --> 00:52:40,757 - Hello, boys. - Hi, Maxie. 794 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,158 How you been? Glad you could make it. 795 00:52:43,358 --> 00:52:46,358 I feel pretty good, Mr. Hagen. I'm making a comeback, you know. 796 00:52:46,358 --> 00:52:48,358 You're the boy that can do it, Maxie. 797 00:52:48,358 --> 00:52:50,957 And Solly Horzmann's gonna manage me, right, Solly? 798 00:52:50,957 --> 00:52:53,357 Sure, like I told you. Sit down, Maxie. 799 00:52:54,957 --> 00:52:56,357 - Deal me in. - Okay. 800 00:53:00,557 --> 00:53:01,958 Who is he? 801 00:53:02,158 --> 00:53:04,557 - Who? - That man with no nose. 802 00:53:04,757 --> 00:53:07,957 - He has a nose. It's inside. - But who is he? 803 00:53:08,158 --> 00:53:12,757 That's Maxie Stulz. He used to be middleweight champ. He's punchy. 804 00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,357 - What? - Punchy. Punch-drunk. 805 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:18,357 We let him sit in for a couple of hands every Wednesday. We make sure he wins. 806 00:53:18,357 --> 00:53:20,957 - It takes care of his room rent. - That's very sweet. 807 00:53:20,957 --> 00:53:22,958 He's not going to hit anybody, is he? 808 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,958 - Why would he hit anybody? - I don't know. 809 00:53:25,157 --> 00:53:28,557 Told me not to worry about trouble. I don't know what not to worry about. 810 00:53:28,757 --> 00:53:31,158 - What is it? - Nothing. I told you he's punchy. 811 00:53:31,158 --> 00:53:33,557 - Just forget it, will you? - I'll try. 812 00:53:34,158 --> 00:53:35,757 Nice work, Maxie. Nice work. 813 00:53:35,757 --> 00:53:37,957 How about that? He wins on a pair of nines. 814 00:53:37,957 --> 00:53:41,558 - That's a pretty good hand, right? - They don't come any better, Maxie. 815 00:53:41,558 --> 00:53:43,558 - We put you in for $5, Mike. - Fine. 816 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:45,957 I better go 'cause I got roadwork in the morning. 817 00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,958 No, one more hand, come on. 818 00:53:53,757 --> 00:53:55,557 There are two possibilities.... 819 00:53:55,757 --> 00:53:59,158 - Mike, can I see you for a minute? - Yeah, sure. 820 00:53:59,358 --> 00:54:00,757 Play cards! 821 00:54:01,358 --> 00:54:03,757 Sorry, but where would you like to eat? In here? 822 00:54:03,957 --> 00:54:06,757 Sure, anyplace. What's that? 823 00:54:07,357 --> 00:54:10,357 It's one of Gwen's creations. A "poker loaf," she calls it. 824 00:54:10,357 --> 00:54:13,758 Yeah, but, I asked for bologna and cheese and stuff, you know? 825 00:54:13,758 --> 00:54:16,958 Well, it's all cheese and there's bologna in the middle. 826 00:54:17,158 --> 00:54:17,958 Okay. 827 00:54:18,557 --> 00:54:19,957 They don't seem to be going. 828 00:54:20,158 --> 00:54:23,757 Let's just take the food and the poker table and move them to the study. 829 00:54:23,757 --> 00:54:26,557 - Then you won't be disturbed, all right? - Fine. 830 00:54:26,957 --> 00:54:29,357 Give me a hand here, we're gonna move in there. 831 00:54:29,357 --> 00:54:31,957 What for? Come on, just pick up your stuff. 832 00:54:32,957 --> 00:54:34,957 Cream cheese and olives. 833 00:54:34,957 --> 00:54:38,157 Hey, you know, I tried one of those once. Gave me gas. 834 00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:40,958 I was reading an article the other day... 835 00:54:41,157 --> 00:54:43,958 ...where you can buy these cutters for card parties... 836 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:47,957 ...and you can make sandwiches in the shape of clubs, hearts, and spades. 837 00:54:47,957 --> 00:54:50,957 - Diamonds, too? - Absolutely. You take this thing... 838 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,558 If you don't like it, don't eat it. In there. 839 00:55:07,557 --> 00:55:08,557 I'm sorry. 840 00:55:10,357 --> 00:55:12,557 These people here, are they friends of Mike? 841 00:55:12,557 --> 00:55:14,358 Why, yes, of course. 842 00:55:14,557 --> 00:55:16,557 Nobody's gonna make trouble? I don't... 843 00:55:16,557 --> 00:55:18,558 No, they're close friends. Very close. 844 00:55:18,757 --> 00:55:21,157 That's good. 'Cause I don't like trouble, you know. 845 00:55:21,157 --> 00:55:23,957 Every time there's trouble, my head.... I don't like it. 846 00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:26,557 There's never any trouble around here. Never. 847 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,958 Just put it over there by the table. That's right. Thanks. 848 00:55:32,357 --> 00:55:35,357 - I had one fight too many, you know. - I'm sorry. 849 00:55:35,557 --> 00:55:39,557 Yeah, I was fighting Tony Bleney and.... You see that eye? 850 00:55:40,557 --> 00:55:42,157 I got 16 stitches in that eye. 851 00:55:42,157 --> 00:55:45,957 In the eighth round, Tony opened it up and the blood poured down. I couldn't see. 852 00:55:46,157 --> 00:55:47,957 In the tenth, he opened up the other eye. 853 00:55:47,957 --> 00:55:50,157 The blood came down and I couldn't see at all. 854 00:55:50,357 --> 00:55:52,557 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Excuse me. 855 00:55:52,557 --> 00:55:55,557 - Enough of that one. Let's try this. - Come on, let's get going. 856 00:55:55,757 --> 00:55:58,158 You take a chair, I'll take the glasses. 857 00:56:03,158 --> 00:56:04,957 Maybe I'll be luckier in here. 858 00:56:05,757 --> 00:56:09,757 I don't want to move furniture. I came here to play cards. 859 00:56:17,157 --> 00:56:19,157 By 12:00 everyone had gone. 860 00:56:19,557 --> 00:56:21,557 I had a feeling there might be words... 861 00:56:21,557 --> 00:56:25,158 ...but I decided firmly they would not originate with me. 862 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:30,358 Well, well. Six Washingtons. What's that for? 863 00:56:31,157 --> 00:56:33,358 Sandwiches. We split the expenses every week. 864 00:56:35,157 --> 00:56:37,157 If you play at a different house each week... 865 00:56:37,157 --> 00:56:39,557 ...why doesn't the host take care of the sandwiches? 866 00:56:39,557 --> 00:56:41,357 It would all even up in the end. 867 00:56:41,557 --> 00:56:43,958 We do it this way because we like it this way. 868 00:56:44,157 --> 00:56:46,557 Yes, there were going to be words, all right. 869 00:56:46,557 --> 00:56:49,357 It'll be done the same way six weeks from tonight... 870 00:56:49,357 --> 00:56:51,557 ...when the game comes around here again. 871 00:56:51,757 --> 00:56:53,158 So, in six weeks... 872 00:56:53,158 --> 00:56:56,358 ...l'll have the pleasure of meeting that man with no nose again. 873 00:56:56,358 --> 00:56:59,357 I was going to say so, but repressed myself quickly. 874 00:56:59,558 --> 00:57:03,357 So, in six weeks I'll have the pleasure of meeting that man with no nose again. 875 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:08,357 What's the matter? You have something against Maxie Stulz? 876 00:57:08,758 --> 00:57:09,557 Of course not. 877 00:57:09,757 --> 00:57:12,557 He's a poor, unfortunate, punchy-drunk man. 878 00:57:12,557 --> 00:57:14,557 I feel very sorry for him. 879 00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:17,557 But you could do better by sending him to a good psychiatrist. 880 00:57:17,557 --> 00:57:21,358 I don't know a good psychiatrist, but if I did, I might visit him myself... 881 00:57:21,358 --> 00:57:22,757 ...after this evening. 882 00:57:22,757 --> 00:57:26,558 So, it's out in the open, is it? You don't like my friends. 883 00:57:26,757 --> 00:57:28,758 Well, I'm not bowled over. 884 00:57:28,758 --> 00:57:31,357 That's strange. They're so much like yours. 885 00:57:31,357 --> 00:57:33,958 - We're back on Maxie again. - I never mentioned... 886 00:57:34,157 --> 00:57:37,158 I'll tell you one thing. Nose or no nose, he's more of a man... 887 00:57:37,158 --> 00:57:39,158 ...than Randy Owen who does.... 888 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,557 Hello, Randy. 889 00:57:43,957 --> 00:57:46,557 - Did you forget something? - My script. 890 00:57:48,558 --> 00:57:50,157 I'll get it. 891 00:58:00,757 --> 00:58:03,557 This is a picture of my wife and my three sons. 892 00:58:03,757 --> 00:58:06,557 They're a little bigger now. The oldest is about six feet. 893 00:58:06,757 --> 00:58:08,557 He plays football up in Maine. 894 00:58:08,757 --> 00:58:11,957 I'd be happy to have you meet them sometime. 895 00:58:11,957 --> 00:58:16,357 And some other time, if you'd like, I'd be happy to beat both your ears off. 896 00:58:16,558 --> 00:58:19,357 - Easy. Don't lose your head. - Right now, if you'd like. 897 00:58:19,357 --> 00:58:20,758 Randy. 898 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,557 Randy, here's your script. 899 00:58:24,557 --> 00:58:26,958 - Good night, Marilla. - Good night. 900 00:58:30,557 --> 00:58:32,158 Is he for real? 901 00:58:32,358 --> 00:58:34,757 - Did he mean that? - I guess so. 902 00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:37,957 He's something of a character, Randy. 903 00:58:39,357 --> 00:58:40,558 Character. 904 00:58:41,957 --> 00:58:44,758 He's punchier than Maxie Stulz. 905 00:58:53,357 --> 00:58:56,557 I wish Marilla hadn't decided to make me her confidant. 906 00:58:57,557 --> 00:58:59,557 It's a thankless role at best. 907 00:58:59,557 --> 00:59:03,558 But when you're cast in it opposite a girl you once asked to become your wife... 908 00:59:03,757 --> 00:59:05,757 ...why, it's downright embarrassing. 909 00:59:05,757 --> 00:59:07,157 Do you like Mike? 910 00:59:09,157 --> 00:59:11,758 - Do you like Mike? - Certainly I do. 911 00:59:12,557 --> 00:59:14,157 I don't know him very well... 912 00:59:14,357 --> 00:59:17,557 ...but he seems an intelligent man. Fairly easy temperament. 913 00:59:17,557 --> 00:59:19,757 Darned good writer, I've read him for years. 914 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:22,957 - Of course I like him, why do you ask? - He hates you. 915 00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:27,358 It's not just you, of course, it's all my friends. 916 00:59:27,358 --> 00:59:30,757 So you know what? You're not coming up to my place anymore. 917 00:59:32,758 --> 00:59:35,758 After all, we're a pretty neurotic bunch. 918 00:59:35,957 --> 00:59:37,758 Mike doesn't understand us. 919 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:41,157 Until he gets used to us, I'm going to keep all of you away from him. 920 00:59:41,357 --> 00:59:44,158 - Protect him from our neuroses. - That's right. 921 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:48,557 And Mike's not going to bring some of his friends around, either. 922 00:59:48,957 --> 00:59:52,157 Neuroticism doesn't seem to be confined to the artistic class. 923 00:59:52,358 --> 00:59:53,957 I'm relieved to hear that. 924 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:57,957 - Yes? - Miss Shannon is here. 925 00:59:58,357 --> 01:00:01,357 Ask her to come in. This might be our leading lady. 926 01:00:01,557 --> 01:00:03,157 I want you to meet her. 927 01:00:05,157 --> 01:00:06,357 Hello, Mr. Wilde. 928 01:00:06,357 --> 01:00:07,757 - How are you? - Fine, thanks. 929 01:00:07,757 --> 01:00:09,957 - Marilla Brown. Lori Shannon. - Hello. 930 01:00:11,757 --> 01:00:13,358 How do you do, Miss Brown? 931 01:00:14,358 --> 01:00:17,757 - Have you two met? - I'm sure we have. Haven't we? 932 01:00:19,558 --> 01:00:21,558 I was just trying to think. 933 01:00:22,157 --> 01:00:25,758 Well, anyway, you'll be a pleasure to dress. You have a lovely figure. 934 01:00:25,957 --> 01:00:30,757 - Why, thank you. I'm a trifle long-waisted. - Nothing we can't take care of. 935 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,958 Luckily you're tiny in the hips and your bust is perfect. 936 01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:34,957 Well.... 937 01:00:35,957 --> 01:00:39,757 I've got to run. I have 100 things to do before my fashion show. 938 01:00:39,957 --> 01:00:43,157 It's been very nice. Congratulations on getting the part. 939 01:00:43,157 --> 01:00:45,757 - I don't think I have yet. - You will. 940 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:48,357 Zach, you've got to. She's perfect. Goodbye. 941 01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:49,357 Goodbye. 942 01:00:51,557 --> 01:00:54,157 I didn't know Marilla Brown was designing your show. 943 01:00:54,157 --> 01:00:56,557 Yes, we're very lucky to get her. 944 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,158 Yes. 945 01:01:16,557 --> 01:01:19,958 Don't ask me why I went to Marilla's fashion show that afternoon. 946 01:01:20,157 --> 01:01:22,158 I must have been out of my head. 947 01:01:22,557 --> 01:01:24,357 You ever been to a fashion show? 948 01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:27,557 It's a sort of pagan ritual, a ceremonial dance... 949 01:01:27,757 --> 01:01:30,957 ...where the faithful sit around sipping tea and worshipping clothes. 950 01:01:31,757 --> 01:01:33,558 There's a sacrifice involved, too. 951 01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:35,357 $1,500. 952 01:01:35,357 --> 01:01:37,957 $1,500 for a dress. 953 01:01:38,758 --> 01:01:40,957 $350 for a nightie, so help me. 954 01:01:42,357 --> 01:01:45,357 The high priestess at this slaughter was my Marilla. 955 01:02:02,157 --> 01:02:04,557 Mike, you came. 956 01:02:05,758 --> 01:02:07,958 - I want to introduce you. - No, I'd rather... 957 01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:10,157 All right, we'll be exclusive. 958 01:02:18,557 --> 01:02:19,957 $850. 959 01:02:20,757 --> 01:02:22,157 What made you come? 960 01:02:22,157 --> 01:02:25,157 I don't know. I was working and suddenly I had this hunch. 961 01:02:25,357 --> 01:02:27,957 A real hot flash, go to the Delsette store. 962 01:02:28,758 --> 01:02:31,357 No, I mean it, it happens to me like that sometimes. 963 01:02:31,557 --> 01:02:32,758 Quick hunches. 964 01:02:33,557 --> 01:02:36,357 Feeling that something nice is about to happen. 965 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:42,358 Well, look at that! 966 01:02:42,957 --> 01:02:46,557 Zach, here. That's Lori Shannon, she's in the show. 967 01:02:51,357 --> 01:02:52,957 - Miss Shannon. - Hello. 968 01:02:52,957 --> 01:02:55,157 - Did we miss anything? - No, you're on time. 969 01:02:55,157 --> 01:02:57,557 - How are you, Mike? - Hello, Zach. 970 01:02:57,557 --> 01:03:00,357 Miss Shannon, this is my husband, Michael Hagen. 971 01:03:00,357 --> 01:03:03,158 - How.... - How do you do, Mr. Hagen? 972 01:03:03,158 --> 01:03:04,757 It's so nice to meet you. 973 01:03:04,757 --> 01:03:06,957 - Won't you sit down here? - Thank you. 974 01:03:11,957 --> 01:03:15,957 The chairs aren't very practical. Miss Shannon, I wanted you to see this. 975 01:03:15,957 --> 01:03:17,357 How beautiful. 976 01:03:17,357 --> 01:03:19,758 Lori was going to play it like we'd never met. 977 01:03:19,957 --> 01:03:20,957 Good. 978 01:03:20,957 --> 01:03:24,357 I sneaked a look at Marilla to see if she'd noticed anything. 979 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,357 Everything was okay. 980 01:03:26,958 --> 01:03:29,557 "So," I thought, "he knows her." 981 01:03:30,158 --> 01:03:33,358 I'm not naturally suspicious, but this you couldn't miss. 982 01:03:38,358 --> 01:03:41,157 I see something like that for you in the garden number. 983 01:03:41,157 --> 01:03:43,157 Slit up the sides for more freedom in dance. 984 01:03:43,357 --> 01:03:45,157 - Don't you think so, Zach? - Yes. 985 01:03:45,157 --> 01:03:47,557 By the way, Miss Shannon, how are your legs? 986 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,557 - No complaints. - I was sure there wouldn't be. 987 01:03:50,557 --> 01:03:52,757 I do think we ought to see your legs in this. 988 01:03:53,158 --> 01:03:56,158 But not quite so revealing in the neckline. 989 01:03:56,357 --> 01:03:59,557 Although you've certainly got nothing to worry about there. 990 01:04:05,157 --> 01:04:06,957 Are you all right, darling? 991 01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:15,557 I began to put two and two together. It didn't take long. 992 01:04:15,757 --> 01:04:19,158 Two, the girl Mike feared was about to spill tea in his lap... 993 01:04:19,557 --> 01:04:24,757 ...and two, the girl who had spilled ravioli in his lap, were one and the same spiller. 994 01:04:25,358 --> 01:04:26,757 Total, four. 995 01:04:48,757 --> 01:04:52,358 I still couldn't place where l'd seen Lori Shannon. 996 01:05:18,558 --> 01:05:21,957 - How would you like to see her dressed? - In splints! 997 01:05:48,357 --> 01:05:49,758 Hello, Mr. Hagen. 998 01:05:50,357 --> 01:05:51,958 Do you remember me? 999 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:56,157 - Yeah, you're Johnny O, aren't you? - That's right, yeah. 1000 01:05:56,157 --> 01:05:57,958 I used to fight heavyweight. 1001 01:05:59,757 --> 01:06:00,557 Come in. 1002 01:06:04,757 --> 01:06:08,757 Nice place you got here, Mr. Hagen. Yeah. 1003 01:06:10,957 --> 01:06:12,157 Anybody home? 1004 01:06:13,157 --> 01:06:14,557 Just the maid. 1005 01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:20,357 It's Thursday, Mr. Hagen, she's off. 1006 01:06:22,357 --> 01:06:23,357 Yeah. 1007 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,358 Mr. Daylor told us to drop in. 1008 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:33,157 He's angry at you, Mr. Hagen... 1009 01:06:33,957 --> 01:06:38,558 ...for going on writing those stories about him after he asked you not to. 1010 01:06:41,157 --> 01:06:44,357 What we're here for is not to hurt you or anything like that. 1011 01:06:45,757 --> 01:06:49,557 It's more like a warning. Yeah, friendly like, you know. 1012 01:07:00,957 --> 01:07:02,157 Leave him go. 1013 01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:07,357 Now, what I would suggest, Mr. Hagen, is maybe from now on... 1014 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,557 ...you get after the basketball boys and the wrestling and the horses. 1015 01:07:12,357 --> 01:07:14,557 They could stand a lot of cleaning up. 1016 01:07:15,158 --> 01:07:17,358 But you leave the fights alone or... 1017 01:07:17,757 --> 01:07:19,957 ...they got to clean you up. 1018 01:07:20,757 --> 01:07:22,358 Do I make myself clear? 1019 01:07:24,157 --> 01:07:26,957 - I'll have that laundered for you. - No, nothing at all. 1020 01:07:27,758 --> 01:07:30,357 Well, it was nice seeing you again, Mr. Hagen. 1021 01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:33,557 I just hope we don't have to meet no more. 1022 01:07:40,957 --> 01:07:42,957 I didn't know you had friends. 1023 01:07:43,158 --> 01:07:45,557 This is Mr. Johnny O. My wife. 1024 01:07:46,157 --> 01:07:48,558 - How do you do? - Nick and Eddie. 1025 01:07:48,757 --> 01:07:50,357 - How do you do? - Hello. 1026 01:07:50,558 --> 01:07:52,558 What happened to your lip? 1027 01:07:54,357 --> 01:07:55,758 Just an accident. 1028 01:07:56,157 --> 01:08:00,157 Johnny O here was showing me how he knocked out Bob Fitzsimmons. 1029 01:08:01,157 --> 01:08:05,957 - Boys, I hate to push you out. - Sure. We was just going, Mr. Hagen. 1030 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,158 This way, boys. 1031 01:08:07,158 --> 01:08:09,158 - Mrs. Hagen. - 'Bye, Mr. O. 1032 01:08:16,957 --> 01:08:18,357 So long, Mr. Hagen. 1033 01:08:20,557 --> 01:08:22,557 Nice of you boys to come by. 1034 01:08:24,757 --> 01:08:26,757 Mr. Hagen, remember: 1035 01:08:27,757 --> 01:08:30,557 No more articles about Mr. Daylor. 1036 01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:43,157 Is your lip all right? 1037 01:08:45,957 --> 01:08:46,958 It's fine. 1038 01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:50,557 People should be more careful. He might have hurt you. 1039 01:08:52,158 --> 01:08:53,357 Not Johnny O. 1040 01:08:54,557 --> 01:08:56,357 How did the rehearsal go? 1041 01:08:57,557 --> 01:09:00,358 I came home. 1042 01:09:00,557 --> 01:09:03,157 Listen, Mike, there's something on my mind about us. 1043 01:09:03,157 --> 01:09:06,357 About me really, because it happened before I met you. 1044 01:09:06,757 --> 01:09:09,557 But I don't believe in keeping things secret. 1045 01:09:10,758 --> 01:09:12,557 Before I met you there was a man. 1046 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:16,757 - Zachary Wilde. - Another man. 1047 01:09:17,557 --> 01:09:18,757 The boy from Yale. 1048 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,757 He was nothing. Neither was that artist I told you about. 1049 01:09:23,358 --> 01:09:25,557 I mean, another man. 1050 01:09:28,957 --> 01:09:31,157 Not that there was anything really wrong. 1051 01:09:32,558 --> 01:09:34,557 I'm sure of that. 1052 01:09:35,157 --> 01:09:37,758 I wanted to tell you anyway. It's been on my mind. 1053 01:09:38,357 --> 01:09:42,158 And I believe in being frank and aboveboard. 1054 01:09:46,158 --> 01:09:48,957 If there's one thing I've learned in this world... 1055 01:09:48,957 --> 01:09:53,157 ...it's the exact moment when not to be frank and aboveboard. 1056 01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:55,157 Okay, dear. 1057 01:09:57,157 --> 01:09:59,557 - What's for dinner? - Lori Shannon! 1058 01:10:00,357 --> 01:10:01,357 For dinner? 1059 01:10:01,758 --> 01:10:04,958 You know what I'm talking about. All that elaborate pretending. 1060 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:07,557 "How do you do, Miss Shannon?" "How do you do, Mr. Hagen? 1061 01:10:07,557 --> 01:10:08,757 So nice to meet you." 1062 01:10:08,757 --> 01:10:12,158 I introduced you. You let me introduce you and all the time.... 1063 01:10:12,158 --> 01:10:13,358 Wait. I didn't know.... 1064 01:10:13,358 --> 01:10:14,757 Why didn't you tell me about her? 1065 01:10:14,957 --> 01:10:16,757 - What's the big secret? - I don't know... 1066 01:10:16,757 --> 01:10:18,757 No! You didn't say a word. 1067 01:10:18,957 --> 01:10:20,357 What are you talking about? 1068 01:10:20,357 --> 01:10:22,558 You let me find out for myself while everyone... 1069 01:10:22,558 --> 01:10:23,957 ...is laughing behind my back. 1070 01:10:24,157 --> 01:10:26,758 - You're not making sense. - I'm making excellent sense. 1071 01:10:26,758 --> 01:10:29,357 Lori Shannon. She's the girl in your show. 1072 01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:31,557 That we already know. 1073 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:36,158 What else is she or was she, or is she? 1074 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:38,957 - Lori Shannon. Are you out of your mind? - The picture. 1075 01:10:39,158 --> 01:10:40,157 What picture? 1076 01:10:40,157 --> 01:10:43,558 The picture in your apartment. I recognized her from that picture. 1077 01:10:43,558 --> 01:10:45,157 - Lori Shannon? - Who else? 1078 01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:46,757 - In my apartment? - In your apartment! 1079 01:10:46,957 --> 01:10:49,157 Where's the picture? Show me the picture. 1080 01:10:49,357 --> 01:10:50,357 I tore it up. 1081 01:10:50,557 --> 01:10:52,157 You tore.... 1082 01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:56,557 - In a law court... - We're not in a law court yet. 1083 01:10:56,557 --> 01:10:59,557 Just because you happen to find a picture of a girl.... 1084 01:11:01,557 --> 01:11:04,957 You found a picture of a girl in my apartment? 1085 01:11:05,157 --> 01:11:09,357 Not a girl. Lori Shannon. You knew her. Why didn't you say so? 1086 01:11:09,558 --> 01:11:10,957 Lori Shannon. 1087 01:11:10,957 --> 01:11:14,157 That day at that style show, she walked in, right? 1088 01:11:14,157 --> 01:11:18,357 I never saw her in my life. If she knew me, why didn't she say so? 1089 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,157 Now who's not making sense? 1090 01:11:20,157 --> 01:11:24,357 If you'd listen a second, just because you happened to find a picture... 1091 01:11:24,957 --> 01:11:26,158 I'm sorry. 1092 01:11:29,158 --> 01:11:33,558 How is it that you cannot stand the sight of blood on anyone except me? 1093 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:44,557 Mike, I want to talk to you. 1094 01:11:45,757 --> 01:11:48,757 - Excuse me, I'm due at the office. - We've got to settle this. 1095 01:11:48,958 --> 01:11:51,357 Listen, I want to talk to you. You just.... 1096 01:11:53,557 --> 01:11:55,757 That settles it. Forget all about Mart Daylor. 1097 01:11:55,757 --> 01:11:57,157 - Forget him? - Forget him. 1098 01:11:57,358 --> 01:12:00,957 You're a lousy newspaperman, but you're not worth a nickel lying in an alley. 1099 01:12:01,757 --> 01:12:05,557 I've been after Daylor for two years. I need a couple of weeks to finish the job. 1100 01:12:05,557 --> 01:12:08,758 Three, at the outside. I've got affidavits coming in. 1101 01:12:09,157 --> 01:12:09,958 All right. 1102 01:12:10,557 --> 01:12:14,357 You want to dig your own grave? I'll lend you a shovel. Only on my terms. 1103 01:12:14,357 --> 01:12:18,158 I'll give you three weeks, not a day more. We'll find you someplace to hide. 1104 01:12:18,358 --> 01:12:20,358 The Gage Hotel around the corner. 1105 01:12:20,358 --> 01:12:22,358 We'll dateline your stories from out of town. 1106 01:12:22,358 --> 01:12:23,757 You're following the Yankees. 1107 01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:26,757 Only you won't be there, so the bullies can't catch up to you. 1108 01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:30,157 Meanwhile, lay it on Daylor with everything you got. 1109 01:12:30,357 --> 01:12:35,557 Also, meanwhile, you're not to set one foot out of that hotel room for three weeks. 1110 01:12:35,557 --> 01:12:36,357 Agreed? 1111 01:12:36,557 --> 01:12:38,557 - What will I tell my wife? - The truth. 1112 01:12:38,557 --> 01:12:41,158 That I'm on the lam from the mob? She will faint. 1113 01:12:41,158 --> 01:12:43,957 Don't tell me your problems. I'm no marriage counselor. 1114 01:12:43,957 --> 01:12:45,957 Go on. Get out of here and get packed. 1115 01:12:46,157 --> 01:12:48,558 I'll send a copyboy every day to pick up your stuff. 1116 01:12:48,757 --> 01:12:51,157 And don't answer the phone no matter what. 1117 01:12:51,357 --> 01:12:54,157 One more thing, you'll need somebody around for protection. 1118 01:12:54,157 --> 01:12:57,557 Is Maxie Stulz still around? He is. Fine. Send him in. 1119 01:12:57,758 --> 01:13:00,557 Three weeks with Maxie Stulz, I'll be punchier than he is. 1120 01:13:00,557 --> 01:13:02,158 - No! - Shut up! 1121 01:13:02,357 --> 01:13:03,958 Maxie, come in here. 1122 01:13:04,158 --> 01:13:05,357 Hi, Mike. 1123 01:13:11,157 --> 01:13:13,757 Maxie, listen carefully. 1124 01:13:15,957 --> 01:13:18,957 There are some mugs in town... 1125 01:13:19,157 --> 01:13:21,357 ...that don't like Mike Hagen. 1126 01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:25,357 They want to hurt him. See? 1127 01:13:31,757 --> 01:13:35,557 There. That's the ticket, Maxie. That's the ticket. You protect him, see. 1128 01:13:35,557 --> 01:13:37,358 You protect.... 1129 01:13:37,757 --> 01:13:39,757 Maxie, listen! 1130 01:13:41,357 --> 01:13:45,758 You stay right next to Mike Hagen... 1131 01:13:46,758 --> 01:13:48,958 ...day and night. 1132 01:13:49,357 --> 01:13:52,158 No matter where he goes. 1133 01:13:52,757 --> 01:13:54,557 Do you get it, Maxie? 1134 01:13:59,158 --> 01:14:01,757 That's the ticket. Now, get him out of here. 1135 01:14:04,757 --> 01:14:07,558 Maxie, for the love of.... 1136 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:15,557 Maxie, will you let go just for a minute, please... 1137 01:14:15,757 --> 01:14:18,158 ...till I get some circulation? Thank you. 1138 01:14:18,158 --> 01:14:22,757 I going to protect you, Mr. Hagen? I stay with you every minute, right? 1139 01:14:22,957 --> 01:14:23,557 Right. 1140 01:14:23,757 --> 01:14:27,157 - Anybody looks cross-eyed. Right? - Right. 1141 01:14:28,157 --> 01:14:32,157 Anybody looks cross-eyed. Anybody. Right? 1142 01:14:33,957 --> 01:14:35,957 - Right? - Right! 1143 01:14:47,557 --> 01:14:49,358 - You looking cross-eyed? - Maxie, no. 1144 01:14:49,557 --> 01:14:50,757 He looks cross-eyed. 1145 01:14:50,757 --> 01:14:53,957 He always looks like that. He lost a horse. It affected his mind. 1146 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:57,157 Mike, I've been trying to reach.... 1147 01:15:01,357 --> 01:15:03,758 - I believe you've met Maxie. - Of course. 1148 01:15:04,757 --> 01:15:07,557 - How are you, Mr. Maxie? - I'm making a comeback. 1149 01:15:09,757 --> 01:15:12,757 - Maxie came up from the office with me. - How nice. 1150 01:15:17,757 --> 01:15:20,957 You'll think this is pretty strange coming right at this time... 1151 01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:22,957 ...but I have to leave for a while. 1152 01:15:22,957 --> 01:15:24,557 - Leave where? - Here. 1153 01:15:26,758 --> 01:15:30,958 Well, I don't think that's strange at all. Where are you going, to the club? 1154 01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,757 No, I'm not going to the club. I don't belong to a club. 1155 01:15:33,757 --> 01:15:36,957 Something has come up. Something very important. 1156 01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:39,557 I don't want you to be upset, but.... 1157 01:15:40,358 --> 01:15:43,757 Well, you see, I'd like.... 1158 01:15:44,157 --> 01:15:47,157 Maxie, will you stand over there for a minute? 1159 01:15:47,157 --> 01:15:49,157 Please? Thank you. 1160 01:15:50,557 --> 01:15:53,958 I'd like to take you into my confidence. May I do that? 1161 01:15:54,157 --> 01:15:57,557 - That would be a novelty. - Please, let's not assume attitudes. 1162 01:15:57,557 --> 01:16:00,957 As far as that matter is concerned, I don't even want to discuss it. 1163 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:03,158 This other thing is too important. 1164 01:16:03,557 --> 01:16:06,557 - Can you keep a secret? - Not as well as you can. 1165 01:16:09,757 --> 01:16:13,157 Okay. Excuse me, I've got to pack. 1166 01:16:17,557 --> 01:16:19,357 Excuse me, lady, got to pack. 1167 01:16:23,357 --> 01:16:25,357 I still don't know where you're going. 1168 01:16:25,757 --> 01:16:27,957 Chicago. Then on the road. 1169 01:16:27,957 --> 01:16:29,158 For how long? 1170 01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:32,757 Three weeks. I'm going to follow the Yankees. 1171 01:16:32,957 --> 01:16:35,957 Is that the big secret? You're going to follow the Yankees? 1172 01:16:36,157 --> 01:16:38,157 Yeah, they shouldn't know about it. 1173 01:16:41,157 --> 01:16:44,157 Mike, can I talk to you alone, please? 1174 01:16:44,157 --> 01:16:45,357 Well, what about? 1175 01:16:45,357 --> 01:16:47,958 You know what about. I want to.... 1176 01:16:48,958 --> 01:16:51,557 - How have you been, Mr. Maxie? - He's been fine. 1177 01:16:51,557 --> 01:16:53,557 I was conversing with Mr. Maxie. 1178 01:16:53,757 --> 01:16:56,557 Mr. Maxie doesn't know what you're talking about. 1179 01:16:56,557 --> 01:17:00,157 You're packing a shoe with a hole. You only wear these when you're writing. 1180 01:17:00,357 --> 01:17:02,357 I'll be doing some writing on the road. 1181 01:17:07,557 --> 01:17:09,958 Maxie, please. 1182 01:17:14,357 --> 01:17:16,557 It was pretty obvious, this sudden trip. 1183 01:17:16,557 --> 01:17:19,757 And bringing Mr. Maxie home so he wouldn't have to talk. 1184 01:17:20,757 --> 01:17:23,157 I decided to pump Mr. Maxie. 1185 01:17:24,757 --> 01:17:26,757 Well, Mr. Maxie. 1186 01:17:28,157 --> 01:17:30,957 Are you taking Mike to the plane? 1187 01:17:31,157 --> 01:17:32,958 That's right. Every place. 1188 01:17:33,357 --> 01:17:37,958 - Then you're not going with him. - That's right. Every place. 1189 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,557 Then you'll be following the Yankees, too? 1190 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:42,557 Who? 1191 01:17:43,957 --> 01:17:45,358 You. You and Mike. 1192 01:17:46,358 --> 01:17:50,757 That's right. Every second, day and night. Anybody looks cross-eyed. 1193 01:17:50,757 --> 01:17:52,357 - Who? - Cross-eyed. 1194 01:17:52,357 --> 01:17:53,758 Shut up, Maxie. 1195 01:17:57,557 --> 01:18:00,357 I'll call you tomorrow, as soon as I know what hotel. 1196 01:18:00,357 --> 01:18:01,757 Let's go, Maxie. 1197 01:18:06,357 --> 01:18:07,757 So long, Marilla. 1198 01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:15,157 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1199 01:18:16,757 --> 01:18:21,157 - I hope you two will be very happy. - Thank you very much. 1200 01:18:27,357 --> 01:18:31,357 - Mr. Higginsbury and Mr... - Mr. Smith. 1201 01:18:34,757 --> 01:18:36,358 How do you spell "Smith"? 1202 01:18:36,757 --> 01:18:39,957 - Make a cross. Keys, please. - Okay. 1203 01:18:42,157 --> 01:18:43,357 Suite 406. 1204 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:49,757 How do you do, miss? 1205 01:18:50,357 --> 01:18:52,757 I'll place a few local calls now and then... 1206 01:18:52,757 --> 01:18:55,158 ...but I'd like the party to think I'm out of town. 1207 01:18:55,158 --> 01:18:58,957 So you say that Chicago is calling, or Kansas City, or whatever I tell you. 1208 01:18:58,957 --> 01:19:00,157 Understand? 1209 01:19:01,358 --> 01:19:02,157 No. 1210 01:19:04,558 --> 01:19:06,157 That make it any clearer? 1211 01:19:08,558 --> 01:19:09,758 - Yes. - Good. 1212 01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:22,358 My first night away from Marilla since we were married. I couldn't sleep. 1213 01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:26,157 Four times I picked up the phone to make a clean breast of everything... 1214 01:19:26,157 --> 01:19:28,757 ...and four times saner judgment prevailed. 1215 01:19:29,558 --> 01:19:33,157 Here I was, happily married to the loveliest creature in New York. 1216 01:19:33,157 --> 01:19:37,357 And here I was, shacked up in a hotel with a punchy ex-middleweight. 1217 01:19:37,557 --> 01:19:39,557 I began to hate Ned Hammerstein. 1218 01:19:39,958 --> 01:19:42,557 Maxie Stulz was no cure for the blues either. 1219 01:19:42,557 --> 01:19:45,757 3:00 in the morning and all he did was stare at the ceiling. 1220 01:19:46,158 --> 01:19:50,157 Suddenly, I remembered. He'd been staring like that since 1 1:30. 1221 01:19:51,757 --> 01:19:53,157 I realized it then. 1222 01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:55,357 Maxie had died! 1223 01:20:03,157 --> 01:20:07,158 Okay, Maxie. It's okay. It's okay, Maxie. 1224 01:20:07,757 --> 01:20:10,757 - Stop! - Where? Who? Cross-eyed? 1225 01:20:10,757 --> 01:20:14,557 It's all right, boy. It's okay. Nothing. Forget it. All right. 1226 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:35,757 Circle seven, zero, five, nine, eight. 1227 01:20:41,157 --> 01:20:41,957 - Hello. - Ned? 1228 01:20:42,157 --> 01:20:43,558 Yeah. Mike? 1229 01:20:43,957 --> 01:20:45,357 I just wanted to tell you. 1230 01:20:45,957 --> 01:20:49,157 Maxie Stulz sleeps with his eyes open. 1231 01:20:49,957 --> 01:20:51,157 Why, you crumb! 1232 01:20:51,357 --> 01:20:53,157 You thieving, no good... 1233 01:20:55,757 --> 01:20:57,158 What was that? 1234 01:21:00,757 --> 01:21:03,158 Maxie Stulz sleeps with his eyes open. 1235 01:21:04,158 --> 01:21:05,957 Thanks for a civil answer. 1236 01:21:10,957 --> 01:21:12,558 Our first night apart. 1237 01:21:13,357 --> 01:21:15,957 I didn't know a person could be so miserable. 1238 01:21:16,758 --> 01:21:20,157 By 3:00 a.m., I had convinced myself that Mike was innocent. 1239 01:21:20,357 --> 01:21:23,158 After all, maybe he had never known Lori Shannon. 1240 01:21:23,557 --> 01:21:27,957 Maybe the whole thing was a mistake. That's what it was, a horrible mistake. 1241 01:21:29,158 --> 01:21:31,157 Only what about the photograph? 1242 01:21:31,957 --> 01:21:34,157 All right, what about the photograph? 1243 01:21:34,357 --> 01:21:37,957 A man can have a picture of a woman without knowing her, can't he? 1244 01:21:38,157 --> 01:21:40,758 No. Then put it this way: 1245 01:21:41,557 --> 01:21:44,357 Mike is a newspaperman, he meets all kinds of people. 1246 01:21:44,557 --> 01:21:47,357 He could've met Miss Shannon in a purely business fashion. 1247 01:21:47,357 --> 01:21:48,757 Purely business. 1248 01:21:49,158 --> 01:21:52,158 Sure, but Miss Shannon is no hockey player. 1249 01:21:52,158 --> 01:21:53,557 Shut up. 1250 01:21:58,358 --> 01:22:02,558 My mind began drawing nasty little pictures of Mike and Lori Shannon. 1251 01:22:03,758 --> 01:22:06,157 I saw them laughing together in some restaurant. 1252 01:22:06,357 --> 01:22:10,557 I saw them out dancing. I saw him bringing her home. 1253 01:22:11,157 --> 01:22:13,557 I saw him take her into the living room. 1254 01:22:14,158 --> 01:22:16,357 I saw him kiss her. 1255 01:22:17,757 --> 01:22:20,157 I saw him.... 1256 01:22:21,957 --> 01:22:24,357 "But when you've got love, you're high 1257 01:22:24,558 --> 01:22:27,758 And your song is a gay refrain. 1258 01:22:27,957 --> 01:22:31,958 A happy strain that sings out the news. 1259 01:22:32,557 --> 01:22:35,357 Don't let the night go to waste 1260 01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:36,958 looking for ways 1261 01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:41,357 to say I love you. Take your cue from the birds" 1262 01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:43,957 What would happen if I quit the show? 1263 01:22:44,557 --> 01:22:45,757 I'd shoot myself. 1264 01:22:46,358 --> 01:22:51,357 Listen, Madame X, as I understand it, your Michael has departed for Chicago... 1265 01:22:51,357 --> 01:22:53,157 ...firmly protesting his innocence. 1266 01:22:53,157 --> 01:22:55,157 What does that prove? Nothing. 1267 01:22:56,157 --> 01:22:59,757 "Music is better than words" 1268 01:23:04,957 --> 01:23:07,557 Not bad, sweetie. Go to your room and I'll clean it up. 1269 01:23:07,557 --> 01:23:11,557 All the four parts right over here. Take it from just before the circle. 1270 01:23:16,357 --> 01:23:18,758 What have you proved? Also nothing. 1271 01:23:18,758 --> 01:23:20,357 I admit I could be wrong. 1272 01:23:20,357 --> 01:23:23,758 I just can't stand not knowing. And I certainly can't ask her. 1273 01:23:23,758 --> 01:23:26,757 "Pardon me, Miss Shannon, but was my husband in love with you?" 1274 01:23:26,757 --> 01:23:29,158 - It's unthinkable. - Definitely. 1275 01:23:29,158 --> 01:23:31,557 - So I have an idea. - What? 1276 01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:32,957 - You ask her. - No. 1277 01:23:32,957 --> 01:23:34,358 You can do it. 1278 01:23:34,358 --> 01:23:37,757 All you have to do is broach the subject as tastefully as possible. 1279 01:23:37,757 --> 01:23:40,957 Find out if she ever knew him, and then tell me about it. 1280 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:45,357 Marilla, deceit and collusion are completely out of tune with your character. 1281 01:23:45,557 --> 01:23:49,157 I know it, but please, Zach, I can't go on working like this. 1282 01:23:51,757 --> 01:23:54,357 - I'll speak to her right away. - Thank you. 1283 01:24:07,957 --> 01:24:08,758 Yes? 1284 01:24:13,357 --> 01:24:14,757 Come in, Mr. Wilde. 1285 01:24:15,157 --> 01:24:17,757 - Am I disturbing you? - Not at all. 1286 01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:26,358 - May I? - By all means. 1287 01:24:28,157 --> 01:24:30,157 Miss Shannon, this is... 1288 01:24:30,558 --> 01:24:32,157 ...rather a delicate matter. 1289 01:24:34,758 --> 01:24:36,557 You see, I hate to intrude. 1290 01:24:37,557 --> 01:24:39,357 Playful little fellow, isn't he? 1291 01:24:39,557 --> 01:24:41,357 - I'm so sorry. - That's all right. 1292 01:24:41,357 --> 01:24:42,557 Come along now. 1293 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:45,557 Over here, 'cause you're a naughty dog. Right, now sit. 1294 01:24:45,757 --> 01:24:47,158 That's a good boy. 1295 01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:50,757 Miss Shannon, I'm usually a man of quite a few words... 1296 01:24:50,957 --> 01:24:54,357 ...but I'll try and make this as brief and tactful as possible. 1297 01:24:54,357 --> 01:24:55,157 Yes. 1298 01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:58,758 What I have to ask has nothing whatsoever to do... 1299 01:24:58,758 --> 01:25:01,758 ...with this show or our future business relationship. 1300 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:04,157 - I want you to understand that. - Yes. 1301 01:25:04,357 --> 01:25:05,557 Miss Shannon... 1302 01:25:05,557 --> 01:25:08,958 ...I'd like to know, and please answer very frankly... 1303 01:25:09,158 --> 01:25:12,557 ...if I may feel free to call on you at your apartment... 1304 01:25:13,158 --> 01:25:17,157 ...and take you to dinner as often as the spirit moves us both? 1305 01:25:17,957 --> 01:25:20,558 In time, as you learn to know me better... 1306 01:25:20,558 --> 01:25:23,157 ...I hope our friendship will ripen into something... 1307 01:25:23,357 --> 01:25:25,957 ...shall we say more neighborly? 1308 01:25:28,758 --> 01:25:30,357 You don't have to answer now. 1309 01:25:31,557 --> 01:25:32,958 I'd be delighted. 1310 01:25:41,957 --> 01:25:43,558 8:30 tonight? 1311 01:25:53,557 --> 01:25:56,357 - Well? - I asked her point-blank. 1312 01:25:56,357 --> 01:25:58,757 Miss Shannon never laid eyes on your husband... 1313 01:25:58,757 --> 01:26:00,957 ...until that day at the fashion show. 1314 01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:02,957 Feel better? 1315 01:26:11,957 --> 01:26:15,957 Is this Mrs. Hagen? Just a moment, please. Chicago calling. 1316 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,157 Hello, Marilla? This is Mike. 1317 01:26:20,157 --> 01:26:22,757 What do you mean, where am I? I told you, I'm in Chicago. 1318 01:26:23,557 --> 01:26:25,357 What? What hotel? 1319 01:26:25,357 --> 01:26:28,358 We're at the Whitestone, but we're leaving here tonight. 1320 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:31,757 Well, why can't you talk now? Who's there? 1321 01:26:32,957 --> 01:26:36,357 Zachary. Yeah, Zachary, sure. 1322 01:26:38,558 --> 01:26:40,557 The whole crowd, you're working. 1323 01:26:42,557 --> 01:26:45,958 The weather? The weather here? 1324 01:26:46,157 --> 01:26:49,158 Well, it's.... You know. 1325 01:26:50,158 --> 01:26:53,757 Hello, Marilla? I can't hear you. 1326 01:26:55,157 --> 01:26:58,957 Hello? Hello, Marilla. Yeah, I can hear you now. 1327 01:27:00,157 --> 01:27:02,357 It's hot here. 92. 1328 01:27:03,758 --> 01:27:06,557 Well, I guess that's about all if you're busy. 1329 01:27:06,557 --> 01:27:08,357 I just wanted to say hello. 1330 01:27:09,357 --> 01:27:10,357 Okay. 1331 01:27:12,158 --> 01:27:14,357 I'll call you again in a couple of days. 1332 01:27:15,357 --> 01:27:16,357 'Bye. 1333 01:27:17,757 --> 01:27:21,757 I don't like Chicago, I got a bad decision here once. 1334 01:27:22,157 --> 01:27:25,157 It's all right, Maxie. You go to sleep. 1335 01:27:31,157 --> 01:27:33,557 Open your eyes and go to sleep. 1336 01:27:41,557 --> 01:27:42,757 I'm in Boston. 1337 01:27:46,358 --> 01:27:47,957 We just got in. Cleveland. 1338 01:27:52,157 --> 01:27:53,157 Kansas City. 1339 01:27:57,157 --> 01:28:00,557 Mike? I just read your stuff, it's great. 1340 01:28:01,157 --> 01:28:04,158 Keep your nose off the street. You may win the Pulitzer Prize. 1341 01:28:04,357 --> 01:28:06,557 Stick it out and Daylor will bite it off. 1342 01:28:07,358 --> 01:28:09,757 Your job is to find Mike Hagen. 1343 01:28:10,157 --> 01:28:12,757 Who have you got working on it, a troupe of clowns? 1344 01:28:12,757 --> 01:28:16,157 Clowns? In Chicago was Joey Golner. 1345 01:28:16,957 --> 01:28:18,558 This is not a good guy? 1346 01:28:19,557 --> 01:28:23,357 In Boston, it was three boys with Louey Gasto, merely the best. 1347 01:28:23,758 --> 01:28:26,757 - In Kansas City... - Never mind the excuses. 1348 01:28:27,158 --> 01:28:29,757 Just give us some action, Milt. Action. 1349 01:28:30,158 --> 01:28:32,158 You're wasting your time, Milt. 1350 01:28:33,757 --> 01:28:37,358 You're looking all over the place and your eyes are in the way. 1351 01:28:37,558 --> 01:28:39,757 Hagen's not out of town, he's right here. 1352 01:28:39,957 --> 01:28:41,157 In New York? 1353 01:28:43,558 --> 01:28:44,957 What makes you think? 1354 01:28:45,957 --> 01:28:48,157 I'm guessing. And I'm guessing right. 1355 01:28:49,757 --> 01:28:52,357 He's holed up somewhere right under our noses. 1356 01:28:53,757 --> 01:28:57,158 - Trick is to bring him out in the open. - Any ideas? 1357 01:28:57,757 --> 01:28:58,757 I think so. 1358 01:29:00,157 --> 01:29:03,358 Johnny, round up a couple of the boys and be in my office tonight. 1359 01:29:03,558 --> 01:29:04,558 Let's go. 1360 01:29:05,558 --> 01:29:06,757 And, Johnny... 1361 01:29:08,558 --> 01:29:12,357 ...I want real good boys. Playtime is over. 1362 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:18,557 Hello, honey, will you call that number again for me? 1363 01:29:18,557 --> 01:29:20,158 I'm in Detroit. 1364 01:29:22,757 --> 01:29:26,557 It's a nice town, Maxie. Lots of automobiles, you'll love it. 1365 01:29:29,757 --> 01:29:31,757 Hello, Marilla? How are you? 1366 01:29:31,957 --> 01:29:34,557 This is Gwen, Mr. Hagen. Mrs. Hagen isn't here. 1367 01:29:35,957 --> 01:29:37,157 When will she be back? 1368 01:29:37,557 --> 01:29:39,357 I don't know. She didn't say. 1369 01:29:39,557 --> 01:29:42,958 - Do you know where she went? - No, I don't know where she went. 1370 01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:46,158 I'm here, I just don't want to talk. Goodbye. 1371 01:29:46,158 --> 01:29:49,557 - Wait. What's going on? - I'm packing, that's what's going on. 1372 01:29:49,757 --> 01:29:52,358 Packing? Where are you going? 1373 01:29:52,558 --> 01:29:55,157 Boston. The show's opening there tomorrow night. 1374 01:29:55,357 --> 01:29:56,757 Yeah, the show. 1375 01:29:57,558 --> 01:30:01,557 You wouldn't happen to be going to Boston tomorrow, by any chance? 1376 01:30:01,758 --> 01:30:05,157 - No, I wouldn't be. - I was sure you wouldn't. Goodbye. 1377 01:30:05,357 --> 01:30:07,557 Marilla, will you stop? What's the matter? 1378 01:30:07,757 --> 01:30:11,757 It's funny you should ask that. Why should anything be the matter? 1379 01:30:11,957 --> 01:30:14,158 I don't eat and I don't sleep... 1380 01:30:14,358 --> 01:30:16,757 ...but outside of that everything's just dandy. 1381 01:30:16,757 --> 01:30:18,558 Marilla, will you listen, please? 1382 01:30:18,558 --> 01:30:21,957 If you're still worried about Lori Shannon, you've got it all wrong. 1383 01:30:22,157 --> 01:30:24,357 I wouldn't have cared if only you'd have told me. 1384 01:30:24,557 --> 01:30:26,157 "How do you do, Miss Shannon?" 1385 01:30:27,357 --> 01:30:30,157 All right, I've had enough of this! I'll ask her myself. 1386 01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:33,158 All right, Marilla. You do that! 1387 01:30:33,757 --> 01:30:34,757 I want you to! 1388 01:30:34,957 --> 01:30:36,357 I will. Goodbye. 1389 01:30:36,757 --> 01:30:37,957 Goodbye. 1390 01:30:52,557 --> 01:30:53,958 This ain't Detroit. 1391 01:30:55,757 --> 01:30:57,357 Looks more like Chicago. 1392 01:30:59,158 --> 01:31:01,357 Hey, Mr. Hagen, you punchy? 1393 01:31:02,158 --> 01:31:03,757 I'm going to do my best. 1394 01:31:06,157 --> 01:31:09,357 I had three quick ones which did me no good at all. 1395 01:31:11,357 --> 01:31:16,958 But strangely enough, after the fourth, I found the solution to the whole problem. 1396 01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:20,958 I would see Lori that night and fix up a story. 1397 01:31:21,757 --> 01:31:25,158 Liquor, I have found, makes me very smart. 1398 01:31:26,957 --> 01:31:29,957 First, of course, I had to get rid of Maxie. 1399 01:31:34,357 --> 01:31:38,758 Boy, am I beat. Let's hit the hay, Maxie. Sleep. 1400 01:32:21,757 --> 01:32:24,757 I was packing for Boston when the bell rang. 1401 01:32:24,757 --> 01:32:27,758 "lt couldn't be," I thought, but it was. 1402 01:32:30,357 --> 01:32:31,958 - Hi. - Hi. 1403 01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:38,757 I came up the stairs. I didn't want the elevator boy.... 1404 01:32:40,757 --> 01:32:42,957 Have you got a drink? 1405 01:32:45,358 --> 01:32:46,358 Thanks. 1406 01:32:51,757 --> 01:32:52,957 Not now, boy. 1407 01:32:56,758 --> 01:32:59,357 I guess you're sort of surprised to see me. 1408 01:33:01,557 --> 01:33:03,958 - Mind if I sit down? - Please, do. 1409 01:33:08,358 --> 01:33:12,558 What I came about.... All right, boy, that's enough. 1410 01:33:13,157 --> 01:33:16,757 I came really because.... Will you stop? 1411 01:33:16,757 --> 01:33:20,157 There's something of the utmost importance I have to discuss with you. 1412 01:33:20,557 --> 01:33:21,758 Not only.... 1413 01:33:29,757 --> 01:33:31,757 This dog has very bad habits. 1414 01:33:31,957 --> 01:33:34,358 There was a time when you thought it was funny. 1415 01:33:36,957 --> 01:33:38,757 My sense of humor has changed. 1416 01:33:40,558 --> 01:33:44,157 - I thought you were out of town. - Yeah, a lot of people think so. 1417 01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:46,557 Including your old friend Mart Daylor? 1418 01:33:47,357 --> 01:33:50,958 I've been reading your column. Where are you hiding out? 1419 01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:52,958 The Gage Hotel. For three weeks. 1420 01:33:53,357 --> 01:33:56,557 - Your wife must be delighted. - She doesn't know. I didn't tell her. 1421 01:33:56,557 --> 01:33:59,158 She thinks that.... Well, it's a big megillah. 1422 01:34:00,157 --> 01:34:01,358 I'll bet it is. 1423 01:34:01,358 --> 01:34:03,957 How's Marilla been acting lately toward you? 1424 01:34:04,957 --> 01:34:06,157 About the same. 1425 01:34:06,357 --> 01:34:07,558 What does that mean? 1426 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:09,758 I think she's getting ready to slug me. 1427 01:34:09,758 --> 01:34:11,557 That's why I'm here. 1428 01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:14,958 You see, Marilla found a picture of you. And she thinks that.... 1429 01:34:15,757 --> 01:34:17,757 Well, you know what she thinks. Anyway... 1430 01:34:17,958 --> 01:34:19,957 ...she's going to ask you about us. 1431 01:34:19,957 --> 01:34:23,158 I've got a story all worked out. 1432 01:34:23,957 --> 01:34:26,757 This could be interesting. How does it open? 1433 01:34:28,358 --> 01:34:30,357 You're a girl from Wisconsin. 1434 01:34:30,757 --> 01:34:32,357 Up to there it's very logical. 1435 01:34:32,758 --> 01:34:36,958 A friend of mine in Wisconsin, a halfback on the Green Bay Packers... 1436 01:34:36,958 --> 01:34:38,958 - What's that? - It's a football team. 1437 01:34:39,357 --> 01:34:41,157 He sent me a picture of you. 1438 01:34:41,357 --> 01:34:43,757 Asked me to use my influence to get you a job. 1439 01:34:43,958 --> 01:34:46,357 You know, in radio, TV, anything. All right. 1440 01:34:46,957 --> 01:34:49,957 You came to my office. Once. 1441 01:34:50,757 --> 01:34:54,558 I told you that I was sorry, there was nothing that I could do for you. 1442 01:34:54,957 --> 01:34:57,758 And that was the end of the whole affair. 1443 01:34:58,357 --> 01:35:01,157 But I forgot to throw out the picture... 1444 01:35:01,557 --> 01:35:04,157 ...and that's how Marilla happened to find it. 1445 01:35:07,158 --> 01:35:09,357 - Well? - I don't believe it. 1446 01:35:09,557 --> 01:35:12,557 I don't expect you to believe it. I want Marilla to believe it. 1447 01:35:12,557 --> 01:35:15,157 - She won't believe it either. - Why? 1448 01:35:15,757 --> 01:35:18,757 I read something like it once in a comic strip. 1449 01:35:19,357 --> 01:35:21,558 Even there they didn't believe it. 1450 01:35:26,557 --> 01:35:28,557 Hello? Yes? 1451 01:35:32,557 --> 01:35:34,357 Yeah, hello, Miss Brown. 1452 01:35:35,757 --> 01:35:38,757 Where? Why, of course. 1453 01:35:39,757 --> 01:35:43,157 Well, yes, I was in bed, but that's perfectly... 1454 01:35:45,957 --> 01:35:48,357 Could you just give me a few minutes? 1455 01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:51,958 - Yes, all right. - What? 1456 01:35:52,357 --> 01:35:53,758 She's in the lobby. 1457 01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:57,158 She went out without her purse and she wants to borrow a cab fare. 1458 01:35:57,158 --> 01:35:59,957 You mean she's coming up? Why didn't you stop her? 1459 01:35:59,957 --> 01:36:01,757 How? Tell her I didn't have $1? 1460 01:36:01,757 --> 01:36:03,957 She doesn't want $1 . She wants to find out.... 1461 01:36:03,957 --> 01:36:05,157 I'll go down the stairs. 1462 01:36:05,358 --> 01:36:08,957 Fine. If you run into her, tell her about the Green Bay Packers. 1463 01:36:09,558 --> 01:36:10,757 Well, in here. 1464 01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:14,957 Listen, that story. It'll work. I know. Just get your facts straight. 1465 01:36:14,957 --> 01:36:17,958 That fellow, Nordley was his name. Frank Nordley. 1466 01:36:17,958 --> 01:36:20,958 He's a friend of yours. The Green Bay Packers. 1467 01:36:22,958 --> 01:36:25,557 I've played this scene before, I thought. 1468 01:36:25,557 --> 01:36:28,158 In a blackout on the borscht circuit. 1469 01:36:35,757 --> 01:36:36,957 Hello. 1470 01:36:39,357 --> 01:36:41,157 What a sweet dog. 1471 01:36:42,357 --> 01:36:45,557 - This is the silliest thing. I'm terribly sorry. - That's all right. 1472 01:36:45,757 --> 01:36:49,957 We were all working at Zach's tonight and I decided the air would do me good... 1473 01:36:50,158 --> 01:36:54,358 ...so I walked till I almost fell down and there I was, no purse. 1474 01:36:55,157 --> 01:36:57,757 - I hope you weren't asleep. - No. 1475 01:36:58,358 --> 01:37:02,157 What a lovely place you have. Did you do it yourself?. 1476 01:37:02,758 --> 01:37:05,758 - Yes, it's about... - I love your drapes. 1477 01:37:06,758 --> 01:37:08,557 What a beautiful chest. 1478 01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:10,557 Could I get you a drink? 1479 01:37:10,757 --> 01:37:13,158 No, thanks. I will have a cigarette though. 1480 01:37:13,158 --> 01:37:15,357 - Just there. - Thank you. 1481 01:37:17,757 --> 01:37:19,358 I'll get my purse. 1482 01:37:19,757 --> 01:37:22,558 Some day I'm going to design a purse you can't forget. 1483 01:37:22,558 --> 01:37:25,357 It'll have a little bell or something that tinkles madly... 1484 01:37:25,558 --> 01:37:27,157 ...whenever you leave it behind. 1485 01:37:27,357 --> 01:37:28,357 Good idea. 1486 01:37:28,558 --> 01:37:30,357 Will $5 be enough? 1487 01:37:30,557 --> 01:37:32,557 Heavens, yes. It's only a mile or so. 1488 01:37:32,557 --> 01:37:36,958 Thank you. You know, I have a real phobia about taxi drivers. 1489 01:37:37,158 --> 01:37:39,557 I could've gone to the apartment and asked him to wait. 1490 01:37:39,557 --> 01:37:41,158 But whenever I do that... 1491 01:37:41,158 --> 01:37:43,957 ...I'm always afraid they'll think I'm trying to cheat them. 1492 01:37:44,158 --> 01:37:45,957 Do you have a fear like that? 1493 01:37:52,357 --> 01:37:54,157 I could say I didn't know I had it. 1494 01:37:54,557 --> 01:37:57,958 But I'm a very bad liar, Miss Shannon. I suppose you've noticed that. 1495 01:37:58,357 --> 01:38:00,958 Maybe you just haven't had enough practice. 1496 01:38:08,358 --> 01:38:10,757 I came here tonight for a very definite reason. 1497 01:38:11,157 --> 01:38:12,757 To ask you a question. 1498 01:38:13,358 --> 01:38:16,357 At the moment I feel like a fool, so I've decided not to ask it. 1499 01:38:16,558 --> 01:38:18,758 Tonight or ever. I hope you'll forgive me. 1500 01:38:18,957 --> 01:38:20,157 - Of course. - Thank you. 1501 01:38:20,557 --> 01:38:24,157 I must say, you've been very understanding about this. 1502 01:38:24,557 --> 01:38:26,157 I really do appreciate it. 1503 01:38:32,557 --> 01:38:36,157 Furthermore, I'd like to apologize for the way I've been acting lately. 1504 01:38:36,358 --> 01:38:39,558 - I don't think I've been aware of anything. - Really? 1505 01:38:39,957 --> 01:38:42,558 You must've noticed that twice during the last week... 1506 01:38:42,758 --> 01:38:45,957 ...while pinning material on you I've jabbed you in the derriere. 1507 01:38:46,357 --> 01:38:49,157 - That. - I did it purposely. 1508 01:38:49,157 --> 01:38:50,557 Really? 1509 01:38:54,957 --> 01:38:58,757 Anyway, I'm sorry and it won't happen again. 1510 01:38:59,158 --> 01:39:01,957 I had the silly idea I was supposed to be jealous of you. 1511 01:39:02,157 --> 01:39:04,357 Thank heaven I've come to my senses. 1512 01:39:04,558 --> 01:39:07,157 Please try to forget I ever came here tonight. 1513 01:39:18,557 --> 01:39:20,557 Marilla, what are you doing here? 1514 01:39:34,957 --> 01:39:37,357 There's no explanation for what you did to me. 1515 01:39:37,357 --> 01:39:40,357 - I don't want to listen to you. - Come back here now. 1516 01:39:40,357 --> 01:39:43,557 You're jumping to the wrong conclusions, altogether. 1517 01:39:43,757 --> 01:39:46,158 You don't want a taxi. You're not getting... 1518 01:39:46,357 --> 01:39:48,158 Don't touch me! Take your hands off me! 1519 01:39:48,158 --> 01:39:51,557 You mustn't be deceived by appearances. Appearances are very deceiving. 1520 01:39:51,557 --> 01:39:54,757 - I don't want to hear why. - I was up there. Yes, but why? 1521 01:39:54,957 --> 01:39:57,758 Taxi. Taxi. 1522 01:39:58,558 --> 01:40:01,758 Just for once in your life, will you listen to me? Marilla! 1523 01:40:03,958 --> 01:40:07,757 When you said you were going to ask Lori Shannon about us... 1524 01:40:07,757 --> 01:40:09,557 ...I just dropped over to see her. 1525 01:40:09,757 --> 01:40:10,757 From Detroit? 1526 01:40:10,757 --> 01:40:13,757 I haven't been in Detroit. I've been in a hotel for two weeks. 1527 01:40:13,757 --> 01:40:17,157 Right here. Hiding out. That's right, hiding out! 1528 01:40:17,358 --> 01:40:21,157 Have you been drinking? Of course. A hotel drinker. 1529 01:40:21,558 --> 01:40:24,557 That's the way I met you. That's the way I'm leaving you. 1530 01:40:24,758 --> 01:40:26,958 - Taxi. Taxi. - Just a minute. Come back. 1531 01:40:26,958 --> 01:40:29,357 Will you let me go? I told you I hate that. 1532 01:40:29,557 --> 01:40:33,757 Don't get in that cab. Marilla! Don't drive that cab away, I'm telling you. 1533 01:40:33,958 --> 01:40:36,357 - Don't drive it away. Stop! - Taxi, drive on. 1534 01:40:36,757 --> 01:40:39,557 Come back. Marilla! 1535 01:40:42,157 --> 01:40:46,157 Officer, I've got plenty of troubles tonight. I don't need any from you. 1536 01:40:48,957 --> 01:40:52,958 I'm a fighter, you know, and a fighter needs lots of sleep. 1537 01:40:53,157 --> 01:40:56,757 So l'm sleeping in the bed, and l'm dreaming like, you know. 1538 01:40:56,958 --> 01:40:59,158 But all of a sudden I wake up. 1539 01:41:01,557 --> 01:41:05,757 I look around. I look in the bed for Mr. Hagen. 1540 01:41:06,157 --> 01:41:08,957 But he ain't there, so I don't see him. 1541 01:41:10,757 --> 01:41:15,758 So I think maybe he's in the parlor. So I go in the parlor. 1542 01:41:16,557 --> 01:41:19,757 I look all around good, but I don't find him. 1543 01:41:20,557 --> 01:41:21,757 "Boy," I say. 1544 01:41:21,958 --> 01:41:22,958 Boy. 1545 01:41:23,158 --> 01:41:25,357 So I think maybe he go downstairs. 1546 01:41:25,957 --> 01:41:28,957 So I go down the stairs to the lobby, like. 1547 01:41:29,757 --> 01:41:31,957 And I don't find him no place. 1548 01:41:32,757 --> 01:41:34,157 "Holy smoke," I say. 1549 01:41:34,558 --> 01:41:35,558 Holy smoke. 1550 01:41:37,957 --> 01:41:41,758 - Aren't you Maxie Stulz? - That's right, Maxie Stulz. 1551 01:41:41,958 --> 01:41:44,157 Don't you remember me, Charlie Arneg? 1552 01:41:44,557 --> 01:41:47,958 Yeah, sure, that's right. Did you see Mr. Hagen, Charlie? 1553 01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:51,357 - No, Maxie, Mr. Hagen's in Detroit. - Where? 1554 01:41:51,357 --> 01:41:53,957 Detroit. See? It says right here in the paper. 1555 01:41:54,158 --> 01:41:55,757 "Mike Hagen is in Detroit." 1556 01:41:56,358 --> 01:41:58,957 - Where am I, Charlie? - New York, Maxie. 1557 01:41:58,957 --> 01:42:02,957 - Then Mr. Hagen is in New York, too. - Here, in this hotel? 1558 01:42:02,957 --> 01:42:05,957 That's right. He left his room. I got to protect him. 1559 01:42:12,357 --> 01:42:14,757 - Where have you been, Mr. Hagen? - All right, upstairs. 1560 01:42:14,957 --> 01:42:17,358 - You've been in Detroit, Mr. Hagen? - Yeah, yeah. 1561 01:42:19,358 --> 01:42:21,358 There is an old saying which says: 1562 01:42:21,358 --> 01:42:25,357 "lt is not who you know that matters in this world, but what you know." 1563 01:42:26,157 --> 01:42:30,357 For instance, I know that Mike Hagen is hiding out in the Gage Hotel. 1564 01:42:30,957 --> 01:42:34,757 This is a nice slice of information, which dropped in the right company... 1565 01:42:34,958 --> 01:42:37,158 ...could net me a nice piece of change. 1566 01:42:39,357 --> 01:42:42,957 Next day, I start hanging around with Marty Daylor's boys. 1567 01:42:44,358 --> 01:42:48,157 And I learned something that is hot. Real hot. 1568 01:42:48,957 --> 01:42:52,558 And worth even more to Mike Hagen than I could get from Marty Daylor. 1569 01:42:57,758 --> 01:43:00,357 Hi, Max. Mr. Higginsbury in? 1570 01:43:01,357 --> 01:43:03,958 - Who? - Mr. Hagen. Where is he? 1571 01:43:04,158 --> 01:43:05,557 Shut that door, Maxie. 1572 01:43:05,957 --> 01:43:07,557 Mike, boy. 1573 01:43:07,957 --> 01:43:10,557 - How did you know where I was? - Relax, Mike, boy. 1574 01:43:10,757 --> 01:43:13,757 I met Maxie in the lobby last night. Then I see you come in. 1575 01:43:13,957 --> 01:43:15,157 What do you want? 1576 01:43:15,157 --> 01:43:18,357 I got a nice slice of information for you, very warm... 1577 01:43:18,558 --> 01:43:21,557 ...that I could perhaps let you have for a Willie McKinley. 1578 01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:24,357 If that's what I think it is, the answer is no. 1579 01:43:24,357 --> 01:43:28,357 Okay. It's too bad I can't get to Mrs. Hagen on time. 1580 01:43:28,757 --> 01:43:33,557 Considering how warm this slice really is, I think it's a very fair fee, Mike. 1581 01:43:33,557 --> 01:43:35,557 What's Mrs. Hagen got to do with this? 1582 01:43:35,757 --> 01:43:40,558 William McKinley. A U.S. old president, cooled around 1900. 1583 01:43:41,157 --> 01:43:42,357 A half a grand. 1584 01:43:42,357 --> 01:43:45,758 I don't have it on me. I'm not poor enough to have that much on me. 1585 01:43:45,758 --> 01:43:48,758 All right. I'll show you Charlie's heart is in the right place. 1586 01:43:48,758 --> 01:43:53,158 From you, I would take paper. For a leave of, say, about 30 days. 1587 01:43:53,158 --> 01:43:56,357 - Is hotel stationery legal? - Without a doubt. 1588 01:43:58,358 --> 01:44:03,757 I, the undersigned, promise to pay to Charles Arneg.... 1589 01:44:04,357 --> 01:44:06,558 - Make it Charles, will you, Mike? - Yeah. 1590 01:44:06,558 --> 01:44:11,758 $500, 30 days from the above date. 1591 01:44:17,158 --> 01:44:18,958 What about Mrs. Hagen? 1592 01:44:18,958 --> 01:44:23,957 Mart Daylor's boys are putting the snatch on Mrs. Hagen tonight. In Boston. 1593 01:44:23,957 --> 01:44:24,957 How do you know? 1594 01:44:25,157 --> 01:44:27,757 I invest in a few beers with the right people. 1595 01:44:27,757 --> 01:44:32,157 They can't find you, so naturally they got to grab the next best thing, your wife. 1596 01:44:32,357 --> 01:44:33,758 Right after the show. 1597 01:44:33,957 --> 01:44:37,357 None of that "hold them for ransom" jazz or that old-fashioned stuff. 1598 01:44:37,758 --> 01:44:40,958 They'll probably tuck her away for a few days in a little hideout... 1599 01:44:40,958 --> 01:44:42,158 ...and make a few scars. 1600 01:44:43,958 --> 01:44:44,957 Hello? 1601 01:44:45,158 --> 01:44:46,557 - Hello? - Michael. 1602 01:44:47,158 --> 01:44:50,557 If you're calling the cops, I think this is a very bad move. 1603 01:44:50,757 --> 01:44:53,957 Now suppose, for argument's sake, the snatch is on? 1604 01:44:54,157 --> 01:44:56,757 Now, the boys have got to dump your wife someplace. 1605 01:44:56,757 --> 01:44:59,957 And when they dump her, she's liable to be very cold. 1606 01:45:01,157 --> 01:45:02,557 Hello? 1607 01:45:02,958 --> 01:45:05,958 Listen, get me the Palace Theater in Boston. Backstage. 1608 01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:07,158 I'll talk to anybody. 1609 01:45:07,357 --> 01:45:09,757 That's the whole slice. I'll see you around, Mike. 1610 01:45:09,757 --> 01:45:12,158 Wait. Where do you think you're going? 1611 01:45:12,158 --> 01:45:14,557 To the drug store, to invest in a malted. 1612 01:45:14,557 --> 01:45:17,757 With Mart Daylor maybe, so you can earn another McKinley? 1613 01:45:17,757 --> 01:45:21,957 Mike, a guy's got to make his own way in this world, but a thing like that, I just... 1614 01:45:22,157 --> 01:45:23,558 Maxie, cross-eyed. 1615 01:45:25,357 --> 01:45:29,157 Now, Max, boy. You remember me? Charlie? Charlie Arneg? 1616 01:45:32,557 --> 01:45:35,757 I want to speak to Mrs. Michael Hagen. Marilla Brown. Right away. 1617 01:45:35,957 --> 01:45:39,158 Impossible. I can't get her to the phone. The curtain just went up. 1618 01:45:39,358 --> 01:45:43,157 This is her husband. I've got to talk to her. It's a matter of life and death. 1619 01:45:43,358 --> 01:45:46,957 - Don't you understand? The curtain has... - You hear me? Life and death. 1620 01:45:46,957 --> 01:45:47,957 All right! 1621 01:45:48,157 --> 01:45:49,758 Hurry up, girls. Come on. 1622 01:45:53,157 --> 01:45:55,958 Come on, girls. Let's get a move on now. Here we go. 1623 01:46:01,957 --> 01:46:04,358 A matter of life and death. 1624 01:46:04,957 --> 01:46:07,757 There was a Hagenism if I ever heard one. 1625 01:46:11,957 --> 01:46:12,957 No dice. 1626 01:46:13,357 --> 01:46:14,557 Listen, you! 1627 01:46:22,557 --> 01:46:24,757 - Come on, Maxie. - Where? What? 1628 01:46:24,757 --> 01:46:26,957 - We're going to Boston. - Again? 1629 01:46:27,957 --> 01:46:29,158 Move! 1630 01:46:41,157 --> 01:46:43,157 - Come here with me. - You wait here. 1631 01:46:43,157 --> 01:46:45,557 Something's the matter with Lori's next change. 1632 01:46:45,557 --> 01:46:48,958 - They can't fix it. Will you take a look? - When I agreed to come... 1633 01:46:48,958 --> 01:46:51,757 Marilla, don't be like that. She can't go on the stage. 1634 01:46:51,757 --> 01:46:54,957 You can't do that. Please, Marilla! 1635 01:47:03,157 --> 01:47:05,157 It looks terrible. 1636 01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:08,157 They cleaned this dress and tacked it back. I don't know how. 1637 01:47:08,157 --> 01:47:11,557 - Looks all right to me. What's the matter? - First, I can't breathe. 1638 01:47:11,757 --> 01:47:16,158 - What's wrong with that? - But she has to be cut all over. 1639 01:47:20,157 --> 01:47:21,157 Fine. 1640 01:47:22,757 --> 01:47:24,157 Where shall we start? 1641 01:47:24,957 --> 01:47:26,558 Wherever you think? 1642 01:47:31,958 --> 01:47:35,157 You can go now, Evelyn, Miss Brown will take care of me. 1643 01:47:43,158 --> 01:47:47,358 - Shall we talk? - Let's. What about? 1644 01:47:48,358 --> 01:47:51,357 Let's talk about Michael Hagen. 1645 01:47:51,757 --> 01:47:54,157 Interesting subject. You first. 1646 01:47:56,357 --> 01:47:59,757 Of course I knew Mike. I knew him very well. 1647 01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:03,158 But I lost him when you came along. 1648 01:48:03,357 --> 01:48:07,158 He's quite a man, Michael Hagen. No saint, of course... 1649 01:48:07,358 --> 01:48:10,557 ...but you must have suspected that before you married him. 1650 01:48:10,957 --> 01:48:13,358 Maybe, even, that was why you married him. 1651 01:48:15,957 --> 01:48:19,957 I don't think you really minded that he'd once been in love with another woman. 1652 01:48:19,957 --> 01:48:22,958 - You just couldn't take meeting her. - Small-minded. 1653 01:48:23,557 --> 01:48:25,557 It could be your early upbringing. 1654 01:48:25,557 --> 01:48:28,557 You realize, of course, I have a weapon in my hand. 1655 01:48:28,557 --> 01:48:32,557 Would it be small-minded to ask you what my husband was doing in your apartment... 1656 01:48:32,557 --> 01:48:34,158 ...at night, pie-eyed? 1657 01:48:35,757 --> 01:48:38,358 Just one right here and I think we'll have it. 1658 01:48:40,357 --> 01:48:42,357 Mike never left town, you know. 1659 01:48:42,758 --> 01:48:46,157 - He was in New York all the time. - So he told me. 1660 01:48:47,557 --> 01:48:50,157 - Did he tell you why? - He tried to. 1661 01:48:50,557 --> 01:48:53,557 You should have listened. Not that you'd care for it. 1662 01:48:53,557 --> 01:48:57,557 I'm sure you could never stand anything that approached physical violence. 1663 01:48:57,757 --> 01:49:01,757 Up to the moment, no, but I'm beginning to find the prospect very alluring. 1664 01:49:02,358 --> 01:49:06,357 I still haven't heard what my husband was doing shoeless in your apartment. 1665 01:49:09,157 --> 01:49:11,557 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 1666 01:49:12,557 --> 01:49:15,557 He came there that night to make up a lie about us. 1667 01:49:17,958 --> 01:49:20,557 Give him a chance and he'll tell it to you sometime. 1668 01:49:20,757 --> 01:49:24,158 - A real dilly. You'll love it. - Give me a hint. 1669 01:49:24,158 --> 01:49:26,358 I don't want to spoil it for you. 1670 01:49:27,957 --> 01:49:31,957 But if I were you, I'd believe it. 1671 01:49:33,357 --> 01:49:37,357 After all, he's only lying about something that happened before he met you. 1672 01:49:37,557 --> 01:49:39,557 He has nothing to lie about since. 1673 01:49:40,958 --> 01:49:42,357 Take my word for it. 1674 01:49:44,158 --> 01:49:48,957 That's what I'd like to find sometime. The kind of man who'd love me so much... 1675 01:49:49,158 --> 01:49:53,157 ...that he'd do anything, no matter how silly, just so I'd never be hurt. 1676 01:49:53,757 --> 01:49:55,757 That's what I've been looking for. 1677 01:49:56,558 --> 01:49:58,357 And I darn near had it. 1678 01:50:03,958 --> 01:50:06,157 It's all right now, Miss Shannon. 1679 01:50:08,158 --> 01:50:09,757 Thank you, Mrs. Hagen. 1680 01:50:38,358 --> 01:50:41,757 - Where are you? - In New York, with Mike. 1681 01:50:44,357 --> 01:50:45,957 Why don't you leave? 1682 01:50:46,757 --> 01:50:50,357 Everything is all right. You're just in the way here now. 1683 01:50:53,357 --> 01:50:54,557 Thank you, Zach. 1684 01:50:57,557 --> 01:50:58,757 Mrs. Hagen. 1685 01:51:03,757 --> 01:51:07,157 I'm Johnny O. We were introduced by your husband. 1686 01:51:07,358 --> 01:51:11,957 - Of course. How are you, Mr. O? - Mrs. Hagen, your husband is in trouble. 1687 01:51:11,957 --> 01:51:15,957 - Trouble? What kind of trouble? - Bad. A matter of life and death. 1688 01:51:16,357 --> 01:51:18,958 - No. - He wants to see you, Mrs. Hagen. 1689 01:51:18,958 --> 01:51:22,158 He's been hiding out, printing those articles about Mr. Daylor... 1690 01:51:22,158 --> 01:51:24,957 ...and some very rough people have put the finger on him. 1691 01:51:24,957 --> 01:51:28,557 I could take you to him right away. There's a plane in about 20 minutes. 1692 01:51:28,557 --> 01:51:30,557 Please! 1693 01:51:34,957 --> 01:51:36,558 Good night, Miss Brown. 1694 01:51:42,758 --> 01:51:45,157 What? No, let me go. 1695 01:51:57,558 --> 01:51:59,558 The punchy. Get that punchy. 1696 01:52:14,957 --> 01:52:16,557 Maxie, cross-eyed! 1697 01:52:18,158 --> 01:52:19,757 Maxie, cross-eyed! 1698 01:52:30,157 --> 01:52:31,758 Somebody, help! 1699 01:52:37,958 --> 01:52:40,158 Cross-eyed. Cross-eyed. 1700 01:52:40,757 --> 01:52:42,557 I realized what was happening. 1701 01:52:42,757 --> 01:52:45,757 Maxie couldn't tell the good guys from the bad. 1702 01:52:46,157 --> 01:52:47,757 Cross-eyed! 1703 01:52:57,557 --> 01:52:59,557 Fellows, we can't have this sort of thing. 1704 01:52:59,757 --> 01:53:03,958 There's a show going on in here. Don't you realize this is an opening night? 1705 01:53:03,958 --> 01:53:06,757 - Would you mind telling me what this... - No, Maxie! No! 1706 01:53:06,757 --> 01:53:07,957 Cross-eyed. 1707 01:53:18,157 --> 01:53:20,157 Get that big punchy. 1708 01:53:29,158 --> 01:53:32,358 Stop it, you. Both of you. Stop. 1709 01:53:49,557 --> 01:53:52,958 Marilla, will you get in here? There's trouble with the costumes. 1710 01:54:01,358 --> 01:54:02,358 Foul. 1711 01:54:30,957 --> 01:54:32,357 There he is. 1712 01:55:07,958 --> 01:55:10,557 - Randy, boy. - Hi, Mike. 1713 01:55:46,357 --> 01:55:47,758 Are you all right, dear? 1714 01:55:47,957 --> 01:55:49,357 - Are you all right? - Sure. 1715 01:55:49,557 --> 01:55:51,758 - Did they hurt you? - I'm all okay. 1716 01:55:51,758 --> 01:55:53,958 - Poor darling. - Are you all right, sweetheart? 1717 01:55:53,958 --> 01:55:55,958 - Are you sure you're fine? - Yes. Look. 1718 01:55:56,157 --> 01:55:57,557 Right now, before anything... 1719 01:55:57,757 --> 01:56:00,158 ...I want to straighten you out on the Shannon thing. 1720 01:56:00,158 --> 01:56:02,557 Mike, you don't have to. Please, believe me. 1721 01:56:02,557 --> 01:56:04,358 No, I want to. Now, listen. 1722 01:56:04,957 --> 01:56:07,358 Lori Shannon comes from Wisconsin. 1723 01:56:07,558 --> 01:56:09,957 A friend of mine, on the Green Bay Packers... 1724 01:56:09,957 --> 01:56:11,757 ...sent me a picture of her. 1725 01:56:11,957 --> 01:56:14,157 Asked me to use my influence to get her a job. 1726 01:56:14,357 --> 01:56:18,157 Lori was right. lt was a real dilly. 1727 01:56:18,157 --> 01:56:21,357 But I forgot to get rid of the picture. 1728 01:56:21,757 --> 01:56:24,357 And that's how you found it. 1729 01:56:25,757 --> 01:56:26,357 See? 1730 01:56:26,557 --> 01:56:30,557 Mike, darling. Why didn't you tell me this before? 1731 01:56:35,957 --> 01:56:36,957 For the record. 1732 01:56:37,157 --> 01:56:40,758 Mart Daylor was convicted and sentenced to three to five years. 1733 01:56:42,357 --> 01:56:45,958 He was released after eight months, for good behavior. 1734 01:56:46,958 --> 01:56:51,357 But his reputation as a crook was ruined, and he faded into obscurity. 1735 01:56:51,757 --> 01:56:54,158 Mike and I are still together of course. 1736 01:56:54,158 --> 01:56:56,757 We never argue anymore, and when we do... 1737 01:56:56,957 --> 01:57:01,558 ...it never lasts more than a week or two. We are really very happily married. 1738 01:57:02,357 --> 01:57:05,758 We don't often mention Lori Shannon in our household... 1739 01:57:06,357 --> 01:57:08,758 ...though I understand she's quite happy, too. 1740 01:57:10,157 --> 01:57:13,158 Well, why shouldn't I be? 1741 01:57:13,757 --> 01:57:17,757 Zachary and I have been engaged for sometime. 1742 01:57:17,757 --> 01:57:20,557 That's enough, boy. Now, stop. 1743 01:57:22,757 --> 01:57:25,558 Well, I think that about sums up the story. 1744 01:57:26,757 --> 01:57:29,758 Unless, of course, Maxie has something to add. 1745 01:57:32,157 --> 01:57:34,357 I'm making a comeback, you know?